Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[threesecondslate]

[ LEMONGRAB NOISES IN THE DISTANCE. ]

[sharpiewielder]

Whoa, jesus shit dude.

You are absurdly ripped.

[threesecondslate]

A mere side-result of maintaining a healthy and functional body!

Though I'm afraid I don't see the appeal in showing it out to the public. Without consent that's simply unacceptable!!

[sharpiewielder]

YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THIS RIPPED

[threesecondslate]

EXCUSE ME I'M NOT TWELVE THAT IS AN INACCURATE OBSERVATION

WHY IS THERE AN ISSUE

[sharpiewielder]

OKAY THEN LIKE FOURTEEN
THATS OLD ENOUGH FOR HIGHSCHOOL RIGHT
HOW OLD DO YOU NEED TO BE FOR SUPER-HIGHSCHOOL???

[threesecondslate]

IT'S NOT SUPER-HIGHSCHOOL IT'S HOPE'S PEAK ACADEMY
AND FOR THE RECORD I WILL BE TURNING 17 IN TWO MONTHS TIME.

[sharpiewielder]

SO LIKE I SAID
YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE

[threesecondslate]

I AM NOT TWELVE I'M SIXTEEN

I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO HARD TO GRASP

[sharpiewielder]

ITS NOT HARD TO GRASP AT ALL
YOURE JUST YOUNG AND STUPIDLY BUILT FOR YOUR AGE

STOP IT

[threesecondslate]

HOW CAN I STOP IT

DO YOU WANT ME TO LIVE WITH AN UNHEALTHY BODY?

BECAUSE I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO REFUSE.

[sharpiewielder]

YOU CAN BE HEALTHY WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE?????

[threesecondslate]

Maximizing muscular function is essential to a good workout session! Plus it avoids tears and other dysfunctions!

Who's Macho Man Randy Savage?

[sharpiewielder]

....You. You are Macho Man Randy Savage.

[threesecondslate]

No, my name is Ishimaru Kiyotaka! It is the name I have carried my entire life and it shall not be replaced!

[sharpiewielder]

...I'm gonna teach you how to take a joke one day.

[alwaysimpure]

...Merlin's balls, what the hell do they feed you?

[threesecondslate]

The only one who dictates what I eat is myself! To keep a healthy body, a low-carbohydrates and high protein diet will often work best!

[alwaysimpure]

Is that muggle speech for ridiculous muscle potion?

[threesecondslate]

Muggle?

What it stands for is a diet that avoids fattening substances while providing the right nutrients and vitamins necessary to bodily function!

[alwaysimpure]

So how much do you lift?

[threesecondslate]

Always two hours each day, after the morning jog!

[desertedchateau]

And that's what training and discipline will earn you with enough work. You should be at least a little more proud, Ishimaru.

[threesecondslate]

It's nonsensical!

I train and discipline myself to live a more fruitful life, not to be used as a pretense to put me up for an illicit auction!

[desertedchateau]

Who said anything about illicit? [Ignoring how the ad's worded. IGNORING IT.] It can be as g-rated and cute as you'd like. You're the one going on the date, not the person who nominated you.