Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[threesecondslate]

I AM NOT TWELVE I'M SIXTEEN

I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO HARD TO GRASP

[sharpiewielder]

ITS NOT HARD TO GRASP AT ALL
YOURE JUST YOUNG AND STUPIDLY BUILT FOR YOUR AGE

STOP IT

[threesecondslate]

HOW CAN I STOP IT

DO YOU WANT ME TO LIVE WITH AN UNHEALTHY BODY?

BECAUSE I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO REFUSE.

[sharpiewielder]

YOU CAN BE HEALTHY WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE?????

[threesecondslate]

Maximizing muscular function is essential to a good workout session! Plus it avoids tears and other dysfunctions!

Who's Macho Man Randy Savage?

[sharpiewielder]

....You. You are Macho Man Randy Savage.

[threesecondslate]

No, my name is Ishimaru Kiyotaka! It is the name I have carried my entire life and it shall not be replaced!

[sharpiewielder]

...I'm gonna teach you how to take a joke one day.

[sharpiewielder]

[threesecondslate]

Are you certain this insistence upon my age isn't just another form of denying internalized notions of homosexuality?

[sharpiewielder]

I'm not gaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[threesecondslate]