Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Oerba Yun Fang | Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2

[(Anonymous)]

Do you love your woman tall, dark, and donning an Australian accent? Do you like when she brings your dinner home tied up in a net and freshly killed from a hunt? Are you into loyalty, flirtation, and do you particularly love the color blue? Fang is the woman for you! Complete with her own three section lance, this particular model enjoys the great outdoors, hunting, and adventure! Get yours today!

Re: Oerba Yun Fang | Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2

[raindownthesky]

...Ladies.

[desertedchateau]

$80!

[raindownthesky]

Well well. This is a pleasant surprise.

[bitchesgetstitches]

Two-hundred.

[raindownthesky]

St....Stitch?

[bitchesgetstitches]

What? Can't a guy want to take a pretty lady out for a night?

[He can be charming when he wants, okay.]

[raindownthesky]

D...Dat--

Wh-

[alwaysgrumpy]

What the hell, 210.

[desertedchateau]

Four-hundred.

[bitchesgetstitches]

Five-hundred.

[alwaysgrumpy]

501.

[desertedchateau]

One thousand.

[alwaysgrumpy]

I'll offer 1300.

[lookingforhead]

1500

[raindownthesky]

Well I certainly won't complain.

[desertedchateau]

I'll bow out here.

[raindownthesky]

What in Etro's name could you possibly gain from bidding on me, Stitch?

[alwaysgrumpy]

I'm not really much of a "date" guy. Can I just have her kill good food for me?

[raindownthesky]

[Laughs.]

Come hunting with me sometime, tons of fun. We'll have a feast fit for kings.

[alwaysgrumpy]

Now THAT, I can enjoy.