Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Kirei Kotomine | Fate/Zero

[(Anonymous)]

A...fairly responsible priest. He knows how to heal and is usually gloomy and serious if you're into that shit. He's married, but that's why I'm putting him on auction.

Someone bid on him so his wife gets a break.

[lovesmankind]

Lancer.

[Yes, it's not too difficult for him to tell who's behind this.

Bad dog.]

[puppy_lancer]

...What?

[Trying to play innocent. Failing.]

[lovesmankind]

[You're bad at the innocent act, don't even try.]

I assume you're responsible for this.

[puppy_lancer]

Not like anyone is bidding right now...

[Ah, crap. Was he really this bad at anon?]

[lovesmankind]

That is fortunate, but it doesn't change the fact that this was a disrespectful action. You have disrespected not only me and my wife, but the sanctity of marriage.

[puppy_lancer]

Sorry. I just...thought it would be better if both of you got a break.

[Especially since Claudia now has all these freeloaders at her house.]

[lovesmankind]

I don't require a "break". There is no break from marriage.

[puppy_lancer]

But there's a thing such as a break fr.om each other's company. Just ask other couples.

[fairbrook]

...

[No... she's not considering bidding on Kirei just to keep him away from Claudia, is she?]

[lovesmankind]

...

[Oh, is this an ellipses contest? Because he can do this all day.]

[fairbrook]

...10£......

[Going to regret this... Well it's for a good cause, right?]

[unhealing]

[What. No!!!]

Sir Hellsing—!

[fairbrook]

Madam, I can assure you that your husband is in capable hands.

[For murder. And it's not like Integra will contest the bid unless the bidder is, of course, Claudia.]

[unhealing]

That isn't...!

[Well, Integra, you've left her no choice.]

T-twenty!

[Why are you doing this to her. She thought you were bros.]

[fairbrook]

[THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, CLAUDIA.]

30£.

[unhealing]

[LOOK AT THE FACE SHE IS MAKING. YOU ARE MAKING HER MAKE THIS FACE.]

Thirty...five?

[fairbrook]

40£.

[Keep on telling yourself this is for a good cause, Integra.]

[lovesmankind]

[What is even going on here?]

I would ask you to leave my wife in peace.

[fairbrook]

You mistake me Father, that is the point.

[Let her stab you, Kirei and die trying.]

[lovesmankind]

Do I?

You don't seem to realize that this is distressing her, then. She is a frail woman, and her well-being is very important to me. I will not allow her to be taunted with this--bidding.

[Yeah, who's the mean one here, Integra?]

[unhealing]

W-wait, shouldn't I have a say in this...?!

[ENJOY YOUR INEFFECTUAL ANGER, ~MYSTERIOUS ANON~]

[lovesmankind]

Please don't trouble yourself, Claudia. I don't intend to go on any dates.

[Or does he??]

[unhealing]

But...

[ :c ]

I- I don't like what it's implying, anyway!

[arttoenchant]

Five bucks.