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Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

~~Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.~~

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Have you ever wanted your very own alcoholic mother-figure? Do you wish your throw pillows were covered with wizardly flair? Have you ever wondered how your vacuum would look if it were bronzed and put on a pedestal? If you answered 'yes' to any of those questions, then Mom Lalonde is for you! With 75% less Freudian flair than other Lalonde models, this dame is definitely the perfect damsel to complete your romantic interlude of an evening.

[Dear God, she really did bronze and pedestal the vacuum. That dream really wasn't her fifteen year-old mind's deep-seated resentment over her (adoptive) mother pestering her to clean the living room.]

[Yep, big Rose, that actually happened! 8D

ain't momma gr8]

[She's going to spend the rest of the night wondering which other seemingly bizarre dreams she's had throughout her life might have actually been memories of Life With Mom.

Did the pony really happen? She's pretty sure the pony really happened.]

[Yep that happened too. So did the gilded $20,000 framing of the childhood drawing. And the life-sized princess doll. And the twenty-foot wizard statue in the living room.

All of these are real actual things that happened.]

[...That explains so much about both of them.

You want a drink, mini Rose? Big Rose could use a drink.]

...

[It doesn't HAVE to be a romantic interlude, right, an alternate ghost birdself kid can want to spend time with his sister's mom without making it weird. RIGHT?]