Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[purpleprose]

Careful, now. Don't want to pull out all of the stops just yet.

[crowsicle]

twenty cents

[acesover]

twenty one.

[crowsicle]

a buck fifty
shes my sister

[acesover]

You dare treat Miss Rosalynne Elizabeth-Anne Lalonde The First so casually?

Shame on you. Two dollars.

[crowsicle]

rose is that your actual full name because if so im going to call you realal all the time
two fifty
who even are you

[acesover]

three dollars.
and does it matter? I'm an acquaintance.

[crowsicle]

it matters because youre creepy and old
ten dollars

[acesover]

i'd rather be old than a flying chicken.
fifteen dollars.

[crowsicle]

twenty five

[acesover]

fifty.

[crowsicle]

seventy five

[acesover]

Holy shit, I just made you spend seventy five dollars to make you take your own sister on a date.

[ HAH. ]

And I'm the creepy one, right.

[crowsicle]

yep you still are

[acesover]

Whatever, have fun on your incest date.

[ Winku~ ]

[crowsicle]

have fun being a creepy pedo on someone elses sister

[acesover]

hey now that's just rude as shit.

just cause you're a flying orange chicken with no prospects for life doesn't mean you get to spout that shit out like it's nothing.

[crowsicle]

i notice youre not actually denying the charges or anything

[clockworkhero]

strange how the orange chicken with no prospects for life gets more ladies than you
hows that workin out for you dude
cuz anyone bidding on my sister for a date has got to be some kind of desperate

[purpleprose]

Hello, right here.
Watching the lot of you bid for my lovely company.
Obviously if it's that distasteful, the going price would not be rising.