Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[acesover]

Forty one bucks and a dime.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Forty an' a q-quarter! An' I'll throw i-i-in a free show!

[acesover]

Pfffft.

So you mean you add nothing of value to it?

Fifty dollars.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

My shows sell o-o-out. Standin' r-r-room only. Ya wouldn't know anythin' about c-culture though.

Fifty an' fi-fifty cents.

[darlingdraculina]

WHAT PART OF I DIDN'T AGREE T'THIS ARE Y'NOT UNDERSTANDING!?

[Smacks Cas in the forehead and grabs Rabbit and GOES because SHE IS SO DONE.]

[acesover]

Sell out free entries, more like it.

Fifty dollars and seventy five cents.

[fairbrook]

[Step aside gentlemen. Sir Integra Hellsing has come to put an end to this war.]

100£, and knight's honour.

[acesover]

If 100 pounds are about 152 dollars...

Then I take it 152 dollars and 10 cents will be enough to cover that offer?

[ Any chance to make fun of ~*honor*~, he'll take it. ]

[fairbrook]

200£, then.

[You know this means war, Cas.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[GODDAMNIT NO]

Three hundred!

[acesover]

Four hundred.

[...]

And one cent.

[fairbrook]

600£.

[You tried, Cas.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Oh yeah]

I'll se-sell somethin'.

Six hundred an' thirty t-t-two cents.

[acesover]

Good one.

[ Hehe. ]

But who says I can't rise it to, say, 950 dollars?

[ And a smirk. ]

And I do find it rather surprising that your "Knight's Honor" [ Yes, he does the finger quotes. ] is suddenly gone in face of the quickly rising sum of money.

[fairbrook]

Not at all. My bids were only meant in addition to the former.

If you are one for redundancy, then fine, 2000£, and knight's honour.

[acesover]

Fine, fine, I give in.

[ He throws his hands up. ]

In the end, though, I think i'm endlessly more amused by th' fact I just made ya spend 3000 dollars just to take miss bimbo out for dinner than bein' there m'self.

[ Going out with dignity, what's that? ]

[fairbrook]

If it means saving her from a date with a low-tier vampire who sees her as nothing but a harlot, then I shall gladly do so.

[Money is no object for her, anyway.]

[darlingdraculina]

[Oh my god this is so embarrassing Seras is going to just go live under a rock for the next millenia ok bye.]

[acesover]

My, my, such obscene accusations.

[ Hehe. ]

And would it really be saving? It wouldn't be the first evening the two of us would have enjoyed together.

[ NO CONTEXT PROVIDED just to throw her off. ]

[fairbrook]

[Siiiiigh, Cas. You do realize Seras tells her just about everything, yes?]

From my understanding, you've proven yourself as an impertinence, at best.

[lookingforhead]

[Texting in a bid from the back of the room.]

¥310000

[fairbrook]

[A challenger appeares!!]

4000£!

[It's obvious to tell someone has a crush at this point.]

[lookingforhead]

620000 yen!

[What? Who said Celty has a crush on Seras!]

[fairbrook]

5-5000£!

[... CELTY HAS A CRUSH ON SERAS?!?]

not here

[acesover]

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