Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[snakesroarquietly]

I doubt it.

[alwaysimpure]

I want to give you a chance, not take it away.

[snakesroarquietly]

That is what you claim.

[alwaysimpure]

That is what I'm doing! Are you blind?

[snakesroarquietly]

It is what you seem to be doing most of the time.

And then you pull foolish little stunts like this one.

[alwaysimpure]

That's alright, Reg, it's in the ooc comm.

At what age did they remove your sense of humour and was it very painful?

[snakesroarquietly]

I have a sense of humor, I merely don't share your sense of humor.

[alwaysimpure]

...actual curiosity here, what do Death Eaters laugh at?

[snakesroarquietly]

I would rather not think or talk about it, if you don't mind.

Trust me, you don't want to know.

[alwaysimpure]

Probably don't. But what do you laugh at?

[snakesroarquietly]

At you.

[But no, they are trying here.]

At many things. Amusing situations. Irony. Black humor... forgive the pun.

[alwaysimpure]

I don't forgive puns, Regulus, I revel in them.

[snakesroarquietly]

I noticed.

Every now and then yours are even amusing.

[alwaysimpure]

You know what our parents named me, I had no choice but to embrace the puns.

[snakesroarquietly]

I doubt they thought of puns when they chose your name. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

[alwaysimpure]

That's alright, I thought of them all myself. Do you know that one?

My name's spelled Sir, I and Us. Make of that what you will.

It's a great line, you can borrow my name some time.

[snakesroarquietly]

[Can't help it. He tries to stifle his laughter but he can't.]

That's a good one. How long did it take you to come up with it?

[alwaysimpure]

[He's a comedic genius.]

Not long at all, given people frequently ask me how to spell it. You have to smile in just the right way though, don't say it too seriously. No pun intended.

[snakesroarquietly]

[His lips twitch again.]

Cute.

My brother, the comedian. You might have found your true calling.