Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[singinghuntress]

Fifteen-hundred.

Zhen vhy haven't you?

[Well isn't that interesting~.]

If I did not know any better, I vould zhink you vere zhe one vith a crush on a certain employer of yourz.

[darlingdraculina]

I- I-- [Shut up, Rip. YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN BOUT ANYTHING.]

Y-- sh-- t-two thousand!

[She just isn't going to say anything okay, fuck you.]

[singinghuntress]

Two Zhousand, five hundred.

Vats zhe problem Seras~. Did I hit a nerve?

[darlingdraculina]

[Frowns, and continues to say nothing.]

Three-thousand.

[singinghuntress]

Four Zhousand.

I must haf really hit a nerve. I bet you even fantasize about her more zhan zhe valking toaster you call a boyfriend.

[darlingdraculina]

[Is about to launch herself at this woman to start thwacking her senseless with her number card.

Still not gonna respond to her teasing, though.

Not yet.]

...Five-thousand.

[singinghuntress]

Six- zhousand.

[She grins. Lets see how long until the girl snaps~.]

I am right. I vonder, vould a virgin still be a virgin if she sleeps vith a voman?

[darlingdraculina]

[Biting her tongue SO HARD. Please ignore the sudden red tint to her cheeks please and thank you.]

E-eight thousand.

[singinghuntress]

[Rip grins as she notices the red tinge.]

nine zhousand.

[darlingdraculina]

[Growls and looks away. Stop that, Rip.]

Ten-thousand.

[It occurs to her that she has no idea where she's gonna get this money, but WHATEVER THIS IS INTEGRA WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE.]

[singinghuntress]

Eleven Zhousand.

[Unlike Seras, Rip does have a little money to throw around. It's just a matter of finding the girl's limit. Otherwise, Rip has no problem driving the girl into financial trouble~.

Plus, she gets to tease. It's a win win for Rip really.]

I vonder vat you fantasize about vhen it comes to zhat voman. I'm sure zhat tongue of yours could to zome interesting exploring.