Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[betteroffdead]

[He eyes her suspiciously, suspecting mockery behind the apparent kindness. Such a pessimist.]

I would rather not find a date at all. I have no interest in partaking in this... It's preposterous!

[desertedchateau]

[Morrigan eyes him back.] It is, but what can you do?

[betteroffdead]

[He heaves a long-suffering sigh.] Nothing, apparently.

[desertedchateau]

[She will not ruffle his hair. Nope. Not doing it.] Poor thing.

[betteroffdead]

[Glaring.]

Your sarcasm isn't appreciated.

[desertedchateau]

Oh come on, I'm just joshing with you. Take a breath.

[betteroffdead]

You ought to have noticed by now that I don't appreciate mockery.

[desertedchateau]

You have to have something you appreciate besides smart comments elevating your own status. Gardening? Reading? Arts and crafts?

[betteroffdead]

I enjoy to converse with the deceased [It's a quiet admission, though. He used to enjoy that before Ruby City cut him off from the Netherworld.]

[desertedchateau]

You might like gardening, then. [How are the two even related? Don't ask her to explain, it just seems to fit with the whole "corpses being buried" thing.]

[betteroffdead]

[Well, it makes sense to him, at least.

He grimaces.] I doubt it. I have wasted more time digging up corpses than I would like to remember. I have no desire to spend any more time digging around in the earth.

[desertedchateau]

What about basket weaving?

[betteroffdead]

[His eyebrow twitches.]

I would rather stab someone with the basket.. sticks. [He is a Regis okay he takes pride in knowing nothing about peasant's work. This entire conversation is so utterly demeaning!]

[desertedchateau]

You would have to put a lot of force behind your thrust for that to happen. [Sheesh where was he during 'Basket Weaving 101'?]

[betteroffdead]

Trust me, I could... I would be enthusiastic.

[desertedchateau]

I don't believe you.