rubycity_ooc | Random Icon Meme!

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Random Icon Meme!

random icon spam meme

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1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat if so desired, or just go off the scenario you made.

5. SPAM FOREVER

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[Hmph. He wipes leftover saliva from his mouth with a somewhat thoughtful look.] Yeah, you'd end up paralyzed, or worse, from trying to drink your own blood, wouldn't you? Che... [Sorry Terezi, he knows people like you. One of them raised him since childhood. Some people shouldn't have all their wishes granted.]

I am not that stupid! I would just smell it occasionally...I would not actually drink it. That is just dumb. _{[...Yeah, she would have tried.]}

Hey-- [Hit once again, he lets his face fall into his palm with a grumble.] I know someone else who would say that too, but Dio knows if the world was made of pasta he'd have a stomachache from hell within an hour. [Translation: His brother is stupid.]

Well I am not him. And I have never had your human pasta! Does it taste good?

[He looks up with a rising grin at the chance to discuss things he actually knows about.] Does it taste good, she asks. It's only the best fucking food on earth. No matter what you put on it, it always tastes good. I've even heard of pasta with syrup and sugar on it, which.. sounds like it'd taste like shit, but it's a delicacy in some countries, I guess.

Oooh! I will have to try it! And I will be sure to try it with everything! Do you think it would taste good with chalk? _{[Terezi you are a strange strange child.]}

...That is the stupidest thing I've ever he-- Why are you so close to my face!?

[~~Hello in-characterness he missed you.~~]

_{[Terezi's all but pouting.]} I thought we were friends! It is customary among friends to be this close! It is like a greeting ritual between two really cool friends. Only the coolest friends do this you know!

[Aww, now he feels stupid...] Oh... fine, I guess. If it's... I... I'm not used to having friends, damnit. You can tell, can't you?

_{[He's not used to having friends? This changes everything!]} That is alright! I will be sure to make you the best, most awesome, friend ever! I will introduce you to all my friends too! I am sure they will like you!

[Ah, kids.] I don't think what would help me with-... this... mustache I just grew...? [What the fuck.]

_{[This is a suprise, but Terezi doesn't seem thrown. Instead, she takes a sniff.]} Ooh! I have never tasted a mustache before!

[Too close, and apparently this mustache is made of the same type of hair as his stray curl. Excuse him while he leans away and tries to hold in some noises a 13-year-old should never hear.]

_{[Of course, Terezi is oblivious. The only thing she can smell is the nice red blush he's sporting and the fact that he's trying to decrease the distance between them. Of course, Terezi takes it upon herself to move closer in response.]} What did I say about really cool friends and getting really close to each other!

[Can't she see he was trying to save her innocence!? He accepts her closeness with a growl, hand still shielding his mustache from her.] Can you stay away from my mustache, damnit...?

And why should I? It smells delightful and I have never had a chance to taste one before! At least give me one little lick! Please? I bet it will be the most delicious thing I will ever taste!

B-but...! [Okay now he's fully shying away.] I-it can't be that delicious, it's hair...

Would you deny your new friend her delicious mustache? _{[Look at these pleading eyes.]}

But. It's. Hair! [He points at it as if this helps his point. Oh whoops, that means it's wide open.]

Yes! It is! And it smells excellent! _{[She sticks out her tongue, and slowly leans in. She moves closer and closer. She's getting really close now...]}

[Oh holy Jesus he can feel her breath on it! And instead of doing anything logical, he just... freezes up. And blushes. And stutters incoherently.]

Interesting! _{[Although he's similar to Karkat, he seems a lot more willing to go along with her licking with a lot less objections, at least for the moment. Nice. Well if he isn't complaining, she leans in and gives his mustache a little lick, and then plants a wet kiss on his delightfully red cheek.]}

[For some reason... this does not affect him. After some quiet confusion, he decides at this point it is stupid to wonder about it, and just waves for Terezi to sit next to him under... this random blanket he just pulled out of hammer-space. Yup.] There, you fucking licked it. Now sit your ass down and promise you won't tell anyone about that.

Why should I keep it a secret? I thought it was a very enjoyable experience! _{[She does sit down though, extra daintily and snuggles right up next to him, giggling all the while.]}

That's great, yeah, just think of your damn self. [Grumbling and rubbing his face is go. Oh look the mustache is gone... for now.]

Forever a sidekick. Even to 13-year-olds. XD

Aww poor Lovi! But she appreciates you! She'd show you around Ruby City.

And he'd hide behind her when anything strange happens, out of habit. XD

Aww that sounds really really adorable. They would be the best team.

"W3 4R3 NOW TH3 T4ST3 TH3 R41NBOW BR1G4D3." "...The what." "SHHH ONLY L1CK1NG TH1NGS NOW."

OH MY GOD. I really want this to happen in game now. It would be so hilarious.

They HAVE to meet in game. Where doin this bro, where makin it hapen.

Oh that's a given. Terezi just has to convince him to parade around and lick people haha!

Oh, is her moirail quadrant open? He kind of could really use one with all of his Weird Love Shit XD

It sure is! She's only got her red quadrant filled haha.

And she would make the absolute best moirail, too."SHH CH4LK SOLV3S 3V3RYTH1NG. TH4T 4ND DUCT T4P3."

HAHA yes absolutely. "CRY1NG 1S L4M3! L3TS DR4W W1TH CH4LK 1NST34D!"

Woah holy hell Randomizer. gEt Yo MoThErFuCkIn ChIlL oN bRo.

Haha oh my god your icons

Time for ALL THE OUT OF CONTENT ICONS. \@w@/

Oh boy. i wondrr how long we can keep going before nothing makes sense.

There's a 1/60 change of him turning female randomly. Let's place some bets. XD

Haha oh lord well if we keep going long enough the chance is pretty high we will get to that icon.

That is the best post and it is going on facebook.

OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

It provided the best way to alert my Termano-shipping friend that his ship has new posts.

Ahh I see! Wow you're a good friend haha

I am the best friend. Ever. BD Lovi what are you doing.

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