[HGW EVENT] GRAVEYARD POST

[gordianknots]

HOLY GRAIL GRAVEYARD

The post for everyone who is now out of the event to hang back, snark, and generally bs as we hit the final stride.

You don't have to be dead to participate either, but it helps.

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+ 1 Sephiroth

[neverbeamemory]

/sits here and side-eyes the lot of you.

[provenworth]

[Tombstones don't make good chairs, but it'll do. And she's just STARING with the most irritated face ever. SHE'S STILL WEARING HER BLOOD AND SOME WEIRD ASS BLACK SHIT THTA DRIED AROUND THE WOUND.]

Where the hell were you when I actually needed you?

[neverbeamemory]

[HE'S RIDDLED WITH BULLET HOLES AND HIS WING IS LIMPING AND DRIPPING FEATHERS.

GLARING right backatcha.]

Oh so needed me now?

[provenworth]

[AND SHE GIVES NO SHITS ABOUT YOUR LEVEL OF DAMAGE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ULTIMATE MASTER THIS ONLY PROVES HOW MUCH YOU NEEDED HER.]

From the looks of your sorry state, apparently you needed mine. [leerleerleer not gonna answer that nope] Didn't think the great and powerful Sephiroth would be taken down by mere mortals.

[neverbeamemory]

[Folds arms, not impressed nope.]

It wouldn't have made any difference. And tell me, what is mortal about musically-trained bullets and pink magical arrows?

[provenworth]

.......

[Just...give her a moment...]

You were brought down...[Pfff... Nope. There's a slow noise of just sheer amusement. But at least she isn't outright laughing. YET.]....by pink....magic...arrows....

[neverbeamemory]

Stop...don't you dare....

[Nope. She's holding it in, it's going to explode. Sephiroth narrows eyes.]

I'll put you in the next afterlife if you let that laugh out.

[provenworth]

........

[Oh Odin dammit, Sephiroth. Or, shall she call you Sir BuzzKillington? Look, she can play nice and swallow that laugh. Whether or not she makes it home before falling over laughing it another story.]

All right. All right. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing...

[neverbeamemory]

[Eyebrow raised. He's not convinced.]

Yes you are...

[crowsicle]

AUGH.

[neverbeamemory]

/ignoring the bird

[crowsicle]

[That's fine he's just going to go hide behind a girl now bye]

[provenworth]

Stop picking on the children, Sephiroth. [PROTECTOR!ELENA AT YOUR SERVICE]

[neverbeamemory]

Children aren't worth my time, Elena. You remember what happened last time.

[crowsicle]

Last time when you went for a little girl or last time when Madoka fuckin' obliterated you with sparkle magic heart power?

[--he says, safely behind Elena.]

[provenworth]

I recall, yes.

[Oi, Davesprite, don't you get all cocky behind her, if he goes to skewer you again its going to go through her too!]

So just...move along. Nothing to see here...

[raindownthesky]

[In the most vulgar fashion, Fang merely lifts her middle finger at the man, sticking out her tongue, and pulling a cheek down.]

Serves you damn well right.

[neverbeamemory]

Could say the same, getting in the way of my vengeance like that.

[Totally ignoring the finger, Fang. He's WAY above such gestures.]

[raindownthesky]

[A snort/laugh is well placed here.]

Nice to meet you. I'm Oerba Yun Fang. I exist to piss on your day.

[neverbeamemory]

[Hmph. It was almost a snort as well but there is nothing funny about it.]

I'm Sephiroth. I will burn all of your piss into a vapor that will suffocate you.

[raindownthesky]

Gotta have genitals to do that, darlin'.

[neverbeamemory]

Lets not try this.

[raindownthesky]

Oh, I don't even have to try. Not a single muscle was torn and not a sweat broken.

[ultraempath]

[entirely entheusiastic applause]

[neverbeamemory]

[Ok, he looks up. That wasn't expected at all.]

Can I help you?