[HGW EVENT] GRAVEYARD POST

[gordianknots]

HOLY GRAIL GRAVEYARD

The post for everyone who is now out of the event to hang back, snark, and generally bs as we hit the final stride.

You don't have to be dead to participate either, but it helps.

Comments

[crowsicle]

You almost made it, man. You almost had it. You could'a been a contender. I lost a lot of fake imaginary money on you. To myself.

[gordianknots]

I wasn't counting on being framed for murder as a factor in my death, so, consider us all blindsided

[crowsicle]

Yeeeeaaaah. I mean, fuck, I'm gone for a week and the whole war goes telenovela on me.

....

No one's a pregnant amnesiac yet, right.

[gordianknots]

Unless something's happened in the last five minutes.

[crowsicle]

...Mr. Waver, you left like twenty teenagers unsupervised.

[gordianknots]

Well, Madoka's still around--

[crowsicle]

Even gods have limits.

[gordianknots]

Don't you dare jinx it

[crowsicle]

Guess I better make sure no one's knocked Eren up without my constant vigilance.

[gordianknots]

--Hange'll be thrilled about that biological possibility.

[crowsicle]

Is that actually a biological possibility for Eren 'cause I was mad kidding.

[gordianknots]

My understanding is that titans have no reproduction organs. Which is probably for the better, since they're usually nude--

[crowsicle]

AUGH GIANT NAKED EREN WASN'T A MENTAL IMAGE I NEEDED

[gordianknots]

--I was moreso going along the general lines of having large genitals waving about would be ridiculous, but I fear I've done you a disservice.

[crowsicle]

KILL ME AGAIN I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH THIS BURNED ONTO MY FRONTAL LOBES AND YOU MADE IT WORSE

[gordianknots]

My deepest apologies.

[crowsicle]

GOD DAMMIT MR. WAVER.

[gordianknots]

[sorry

he's laughing

he's finally cracked

everything is stupid and he's dead and now its just giant genitals]

[crowsicle]

You're a bad man and you should feel bad.

[gordianknots]

Yet I don't at all.