[HGW EVENT] GRAVEYARD POST

[gordianknots]

HOLY GRAIL GRAVEYARD

The post for everyone who is now out of the event to hang back, snark, and generally bs as we hit the final stride.

You don't have to be dead to participate either, but it helps.

Comments

+1 dead terminal

[nonesodangerous]

[wow you know what he's just gonna sit in the corner with his hands over his eyes forever???]

[gordianknots]

--That bad?

[nonesodangerous]

[He's not gonna take his hands away, but you can at least hear him mumbling?]

It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life - and I've been electrocuted before. I can't believe she...

I'm almost thankful for what happened after that...

[gordianknots]

Slow down, what went on?

[nonesodangerous]

[o-kay he is gonna take his hands away but SLOWLY nobody wants eyeballs falling out even if they are supposedly all right now that he's DEAD]

That enormous Berserker went on a rampage, and I tried to stop it. But that woman, she...

She understood how my Noble Phantasm worked, and she--

She--

[He can't say it. He just motions a slashing action across his eyes - hopefully that gets the point across.]

[crowsicle]

Jesus fucking CHRIST, EREN.

[greatrage]

FOR THE RECORD... I WASN'T CONSCIOUS AT THE TIME.

[crowsicle]

Oh great so it was nonconsensual for everybody, that's cool.

[greatrage]

To be fair... of the many ways I could have killed him, crushing his spine is the fastest.

[crowsicle]

Yeah but it was GROSS. Dude. So gross.

[greatrage]

Well... he shouldn't have come at me with that metal titan!

[crowsicle]

I'm never gonna be able to erase that sound from my brain.

I mean technically I will 'cause I wasn't there but that's not the point, the point is, it was so nasty, man, god, you totally should've heard it.

[greatrage]

We have Mikasa's post. I heard it.

[nonesodangerous]

It's not Eren that's the problem.

[crowsicle]

Well you were fighting him first weren't you.

[nonesodangerous]

Exactly! He had - if you'll pardon the expression - gone berserk, and I was trying to stop him. Just as I should have been. And it would have worked, if it wasn't for her.

[crowsicle]

Yyyyeeeaaaah I'm getting the idea that everyone from that world is roughly that bright-eyed and well-adjusted.

I've talked to her before. She's kinda. Protective.

[unit031]

....if it's any consolation, I kinda know the feeling.