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[mistersimpatia]

Just letting everyone know that Lovi's account has swapped from in_italia to mistersimpatia.

Fun fact: Both usernames are songs by a very awesome Italian rapper, Fabri Fibra. You guys should check him out. BD

Also 20% more romantic icons. Stop shipping him with everyone Witchy that's stupid.

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[beepbeepmeeow]

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!

[mistersimpatia]

Well I Suggest You Come To Terms With It

[beepbeepmeeow]

WHAT KANAYA, NO THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!
STOP!

[mistersimpatia]

No Karkat
There Is Only One Way This Can Stop
Otherwise It Will Only Become Worse
You Must...











Join Pareidolia
Submit To Karmano Vs Itacest Drama

(*shot so hard*)

mun approves of this

[beepbeepmeeow]

KANAYA YOU ARE TALKING DUMPS OF VOMIT! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR PAN TOO, HE IS A HUMAN FLESH MONKEY!

hurry, while the game is still transformed into a shitton of rabbits~

[mistersimpatia]

I Have Suddenly Become Aware Of The Resemblance
Between My Blood And Vomit
Karkat Were You Aware Of The Resemblance Between My Blood Color And Regurgitated Grub Sauce?
Though
In Any Case I See No Reason For You To Reject Your Own Emotions Based On Species
After All You Had Quite The Hatecrush On This John Human Did You Not?

no kidding also sorry no text color, on my phone

[beepbeepmeeow]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT!THAT WAS DIFFERENT AND IM OVER IT! THIS HUMAN IS SO VIAL I WOULD INDULGE IN MY OWN STOMACH SWILL THEN FORM A QUADRANT WITH THE ASSHOLE. YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY QUADRANT BUSISNESS KANAYA, OR ARE YOU TO TREND ALONG A PTH TO MORAILIGENCE.

psh, totes fine.

[mistersimpatia]

Karkat
Would It Be Utterly Out Of Line To Remind You
That You Have Been Described As Rather Vile In Mannerisms Yourself
And That As Your Unofficial Earth Mother It Is My Business To Care About Such Things?
In Any Case I Believe You Two Would Make A Lovely Pairing
Seeing As Neither Of You Seem To Be Fully Desirable To Anyone Of Your Own Species

[beepbeepmeeow]

KANAYA YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DOD THAT, THAT IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO FORM A QUADRANT. WHILE I DETEST EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM FROM THAT WAVY CURL TO THE SCUF ON HIS SOLES.

I DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT HATE HIM! I HATE SOMEONE ELSE AND IT STILL IS A BLACK FIRE IN MY HEART.

I WON'T SAY I'M IN HATE~ *shot*

[mistersimpatia]

We Both Know That You Are Not Being Fully Honest With Yourself Karkat
Could It Be Possible That You Have Acquired Not One But Two Proverbial Black Flames?
This Has Happened In The Past After All
It Is Not Fully Unusual
Not Even In His Own Universe From What I Have Heard From His Fellow Nations
Though The Fact Remains That The Two Of You Have Been Fated Together By Skaia
And More Importantly
By A Force Greater Than Skaia, Greater Than Even Our Kindly Named Mister Milkshake And The Corresponding Demon Within Him
Greater Perhaps Than The Forces Causing Our Universe To Exist In The First Place
That Is

Fangirls

wait...woah back up...rabbits?

[beepbeepmeeow]

NOTHING HA BEEN FATED EXCEPT PERHAPS MY EXTRATERESTIAL FOOT DON YOUR CHUTE.
KANAYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
...
WAIT...
OKAY WHAT.
FAN GIRLS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FICTIONAL NOOK STROKING PUBESCENT SPECIES THAT DOES NOT EVER IN FACT EVER DETERMINE THE FATE OF ANYTHING.
EXCEPT PERHAPS THERE MAYBE WHERE THERE HANDS WILL GO ON THEIR SHAME GLOBES.

yup. easter event. everyone's a rabbit and the city turned into a series of cages.

[mistersimpatia]

You Are Thinking About This Too Hard Karkat
The Fact Remains That For Better Or For Worse Fangirls Have Indeed Changed Your Fate
As It Currently Stands There Is A Great Danger Of Creating A Doomed Timeline If These Feelings Are Not Brought Up To Him
Believe Me If It Were My Decision He Would Never Hear A Word Of It
It Is Bad Enough Handling Someone My Ancestor Caused My Fate To Include Is It Not?

woah, woah okay where is this said and when did it even start cause no one is reacting to it

[beepbeepmeeow]

OKAY YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING THAT IF I DON'T GO AND PILE MY CRAP ONTO HIS HEAD OUR VERY UNIVERSE IS DOOMED!
WHICH I KNOW ISN'T TRUE, IM DONE WITH CROSS SPECIES ROMANCE!

the entire player-base is on hiatus right now except for italy-mun and i. >w<;;

[mistersimpatia]

I Would Assume That You Would Be Used To The Fickleness Of Fortune By Now
As It Currently Stands He Will Be In Little Shape To Hate You
You Will Have Time To Become Accustomed To Him
Though It May Take Some Effort To Get Through To Him
Both Due To A Head Slightly Thicker Than Yours And The Fact That Our Local Prince Of Hope Once Bit His Arm
He Is In Little Condition To Trust Others Just Yet
I Think You May Be Useful For The Exercise Of Regaining His Trust However
One Will Hope You Fair A Little Better Than His Previous Helpers Seeing Your Vicious Infatuation With Romantic Comedic Movies