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[mistersimpatia]

Just letting everyone know that Lovi's account has swapped from in_italia to mistersimpatia.

Fun fact: Both usernames are songs by a very awesome Italian rapper, Fabri Fibra. You guys should check him out. BD

Also 20% more romantic icons. Stop shipping him with everyone Witchy that's stupid.

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I WON'T SAY I'M IN HATE~ *shot*

[mistersimpatia]

We Both Know That You Are Not Being Fully Honest With Yourself Karkat
Could It Be Possible That You Have Acquired Not One But Two Proverbial Black Flames?
This Has Happened In The Past After All
It Is Not Fully Unusual
Not Even In His Own Universe From What I Have Heard From His Fellow Nations
Though The Fact Remains That The Two Of You Have Been Fated Together By Skaia
And More Importantly
By A Force Greater Than Skaia, Greater Than Even Our Kindly Named Mister Milkshake And The Corresponding Demon Within Him
Greater Perhaps Than The Forces Causing Our Universe To Exist In The First Place
That Is

Fangirls

wait...woah back up...rabbits?

[beepbeepmeeow]

NOTHING HA BEEN FATED EXCEPT PERHAPS MY EXTRATERESTIAL FOOT DON YOUR CHUTE.
KANAYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
...
WAIT...
OKAY WHAT.
FAN GIRLS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FICTIONAL NOOK STROKING PUBESCENT SPECIES THAT DOES NOT EVER IN FACT EVER DETERMINE THE FATE OF ANYTHING.
EXCEPT PERHAPS THERE MAYBE WHERE THERE HANDS WILL GO ON THEIR SHAME GLOBES.

yup. easter event. everyone's a rabbit and the city turned into a series of cages.

[mistersimpatia]

You Are Thinking About This Too Hard Karkat
The Fact Remains That For Better Or For Worse Fangirls Have Indeed Changed Your Fate
As It Currently Stands There Is A Great Danger Of Creating A Doomed Timeline If These Feelings Are Not Brought Up To Him
Believe Me If It Were My Decision He Would Never Hear A Word Of It
It Is Bad Enough Handling Someone My Ancestor Caused My Fate To Include Is It Not?

woah, woah okay where is this said and when did it even start cause no one is reacting to it

[beepbeepmeeow]

OKAY YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING THAT IF I DON'T GO AND PILE MY CRAP ONTO HIS HEAD OUR VERY UNIVERSE IS DOOMED!
WHICH I KNOW ISN'T TRUE, IM DONE WITH CROSS SPECIES ROMANCE!

the entire player-base is on hiatus right now except for italy-mun and i. >w<;;

[mistersimpatia]

I Would Assume That You Would Be Used To The Fickleness Of Fortune By Now
As It Currently Stands He Will Be In Little Shape To Hate You
You Will Have Time To Become Accustomed To Him
Though It May Take Some Effort To Get Through To Him
Both Due To A Head Slightly Thicker Than Yours And The Fact That Our Local Prince Of Hope Once Bit His Arm
He Is In Little Condition To Trust Others Just Yet
I Think You May Be Useful For The Exercise Of Regaining His Trust However
One Will Hope You Fair A Little Better Than His Previous Helpers Seeing Your Vicious Infatuation With Romantic Comedic Movies