rubycity_ooc | It's that time again

(843): Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling

(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.

Edited (NOW YOU GET A CHOICE.) 2013-11-27 20:42 (UTC)

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.

I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are

there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility

i will make it happen

Edited 2013-11-27 20:51 (UTC)

Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.

His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.

[303:] I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked

[765:] On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.

I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.

(803): ...ssssoooo.... Why am I in a dog kennel????

(860): This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.

one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg

I am told that making text messages after imbibing alcohol is a way to generate humorous messages.

I have drunk several bottles of various alcohols, but I still do not understand why this is considered funny.

I will never understand how humans think.

It's not like he directly chose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you any way I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

Edited 2013-11-27 21:19 (UTC)

(586):I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours.

For science.

(401): Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responsible.

I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...

Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now.

I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.

False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood

(480): Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start. (240): Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.

it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.

(248):

I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started

(919):

Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.

Edited 2013-11-27 21:39 (UTC)

1: My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.

2: Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling.

Edited 2013-11-27 21:47 (UTC)

I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.

[OOC: Only with way more typos the way Chie texts.]

Edited 2013-11-27 21:40 (UTC)

Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night

(1):
sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

(2):
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

(3):
tried to paint your car with goat blood.

ran out of goats.

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