Tomorrow a post, today an introduction

[camefirst]

Hi!

Freshly accepted and I figured it'd be best to introduce myself to you guys. I'm Dees and starting today, I'll be playing The Signless from Homestuck for you guys. For people unfamiliar with homestuck, Signless is like an alien hybrid of Jesus and Moses who has pathetically tiny horns, wears his pants up to his nipples and ain't afraid of no fish empresses. If you would like to know some actual information for some bizarre reason, you can check out his app right here

About me, I'm Dees, 26, and I'm Dutch, and I work tech support. Turning things off and on again does actually fix shit half the time, I ain't even joking. Beyond that, I have a plurk over at keywords, and anyone is free to join it. I do so love chatting whenever I am not making people turn their computers off and on again.

Really, I look forward to playing with all of you and I hope we'll have a great time.

Comments

[wavesofjade]

Come here to me.

[camefirst]

time to be the world's biggest momma's boy

[onthelii2p]

ew

[camefirst]

gonna get adopted so hard

[onthelii2p]

wow no

get out

tool

[camefirst]

sssshhh

come to my ridiculously high waisted pants

[onthelii2p]

NO

GOD NO

(I am so excited Dees eeee)

[camefirst]

no you can just call me signless

(as am I, as am I!)

[devwocean]

This is going to be good.

[camefirst]

For certain measures of good

[devwocean]

Every measure of good.

[camefirst]

For certain measures of please stop hitting on the children.

[devwocean]

Hey, he's only, like, hit on three children. At most.

[camefirst]

Three out of how many?

If the answer is three, that is not actually an accomplishment.


so fucking close to posting with him, stupid signless and his stupid wordy thinking.

[devwocean]

Uh... out of the total number of troll children in the city.

...which is indeed three.

/refreshing page like crazy
/eeee, there it is!
/slams into

[unconchonable]

GET OUT TROLL JESUS I DONT WANT YOUR HUGS

[camefirst]

GETTING ALL OF THESE HUGS

[stylish_hunter]

INHUMAN SCREECHING

[camefirst]

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU, MY GUARDIAN AND A BEAUTIFUL THING CALLED ABSTINENCE

[stylish_hunter]

EXCUSE YOU SHE IS A GROWN LUSUS AND CAN DO AS SHE PLEASES

(Not that he's getting any but details

And also not that we'll be telling Signless that |D)

[camefirst]

NO, SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL SEXLESS BEING THAT DOES NOT EVER HAVE SEX COME ON MAN DON'T DO THIS TO HIM, HE CAN'T HANDLE IT.

(he is far too easy to troll)

[stylish_hunter]

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU CAN'T DEAL BUDDY BOY. WE'LL BE SURE TO PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR ;D.

(I forsee a beautiful.. well frustration for Signless sorry dude.)

[crowsicle]

TROLL JESUS IS MY FAVORITE JESUS

Hello I am Asher and I may or may not be coming off my unannounced hiatus but god I love Signless and from what I saw yours seems great. I'm so excited.

[camefirst]

He is the best troll Mojesus

I'm glad you like my interpretation of him! I'm looking forward to playing with you and your Davesprite.