Tomorrow a post, today an introduction

[camefirst]

Hi!

Freshly accepted and I figured it'd be best to introduce myself to you guys. I'm Dees and starting today, I'll be playing The Signless from Homestuck for you guys. For people unfamiliar with homestuck, Signless is like an alien hybrid of Jesus and Moses who has pathetically tiny horns, wears his pants up to his nipples and ain't afraid of no fish empresses. If you would like to know some actual information for some bizarre reason, you can check out his app right here

About me, I'm Dees, 26, and I'm Dutch, and I work tech support. Turning things off and on again does actually fix shit half the time, I ain't even joking. Beyond that, I have a plurk over at keywords, and anyone is free to join it. I do so love chatting whenever I am not making people turn their computers off and on again.

Really, I look forward to playing with all of you and I hope we'll have a great time.

Comments

[camefirst]

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU, MY GUARDIAN AND A BEAUTIFUL THING CALLED ABSTINENCE

[stylish_hunter]

EXCUSE YOU SHE IS A GROWN LUSUS AND CAN DO AS SHE PLEASES

(Not that he's getting any but details

And also not that we'll be telling Signless that |D)

[camefirst]

NO, SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL SEXLESS BEING THAT DOES NOT EVER HAVE SEX COME ON MAN DON'T DO THIS TO HIM, HE CAN'T HANDLE IT.

(he is far too easy to troll)

[stylish_hunter]

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU CAN'T DEAL BUDDY BOY. WE'LL BE SURE TO PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR ;D.

(I forsee a beautiful.. well frustration for Signless sorry dude.)