danananana batmaaaaan

[batsdontdance]

Heeey friends and neighbors, my name's Plus and I was here for like five seconds once upon a time and I'm here bringing you Dick Grayson, stalwart hero and protege of Batman of the pre-reboot DC Comics universe! AKA the original Robin, AKA Nightwing, AKA officially the new and current Batman at his point in time, he's kind of a really bad Batman because he's nice and friendly and totally fails to uphold any image of dark and gritty.

He is here to formerly apologize forever for his dumb brothers sorry guys Robin is kind of his responsibility and he's really bad at it

Feel free to add me on plurk over at oleseiyah, and my AIM is plusanagi if you ever wanna chat, plot, etc etc!

Comments

[sickjoke]

I am ecstatic to hve you because Eddie's going to want to annoy "Batman" and Jack's.... well.

Jack.

Just... Yeah.

[batsdontdance]

He

is going

to scream.

Mostly in his head but also deep in his soul.

I'm so excited you have no idea.

Mostly over Jack but screw u too Eddie you jerk >8(

[sickjoke]

Eddie wants you to know he's WAY MORE FANTASTIC!

Jack's just... trying to keep his head down and date Captain America, ok.

[batsdontdance]

NO WAY HE'S FALLEN FOR THIS ONE BEFORE ALREADY OK

on the one hand you're kind of the Joker

but on the other hand you're

not

I mean hey if you're not gonna murder the Captain more power to you

[sickjoke]

when damian likes me bette5r because I'm nicer, have kittens, and don't talk about the Al Ghuls like they're terrorists, you'll be coming for me begging for parenting advice.

(Eddie will teach you Damian's chess strategies.)

[batsdontdance]

Wow don't tell him how to raise his child-brother-apprentice thing what do you know.

(.........He might accept this offer, however.)

[sickjoke]

More than you do, buddy pal! the kid at least likes me.

(Eddie preens.)

[batsdontdance]

Hey he... likes him.... sometimes on a good day maybe. Possibly.

(Don't you start w/ him Nygma)

[sickjoke]

Ahuh... Right.

(Eddie is startin' something right now GRAYSON!)

[batsdontdance]

............Well he can dream can't he.

(It is OFFICIALLY ON)

[earlybird]

damian would like y'all to know you are all basic

but

grayson may be a little less so.

nygma's chess playing is decent enough though okay

[batsdontdance]

~*~d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~*~

[earlybird]

wow don't make this a moment

[batsdontdance]

it's gonna be a moment

[earlybird]

yeah no

[sickjoke]

shh kid you're adopted. Damian Wayne-Napier.

[earlybird]

you know i don't remember being present for this adoption.

[pocketmobster]

You get used to it

[earlybird]

I already have a father

He's batman

My father is batman

In case everyone has forgotten this

[sickjoke]

You're adopted too.

[sickjoke]

Doesn't matter still counts

[sickjoke]

you can dream.

dream big dick.

....sounded wrong.

[batsdontdance]

well you're the one wearing a giant red condom on your head i'm just saying

[sickjoke]

it's a tic tac

[batsdontdance]

more like a dic tac am i rite