danananana batmaaaaan

[batsdontdance]

Heeey friends and neighbors, my name's Plus and I was here for like five seconds once upon a time and I'm here bringing you Dick Grayson, stalwart hero and protege of Batman of the pre-reboot DC Comics universe! AKA the original Robin, AKA Nightwing, AKA officially the new and current Batman at his point in time, he's kind of a really bad Batman because he's nice and friendly and totally fails to uphold any image of dark and gritty.

He is here to formerly apologize forever for his dumb brothers sorry guys Robin is kind of his responsibility and he's really bad at it

Feel free to add me on plurk over at oleseiyah, and my AIM is plusanagi if you ever wanna chat, plot, etc etc!

Comments

[batsdontdance]

Hey he... likes him.... sometimes on a good day maybe. Possibly.

(Don't you start w/ him Nygma)

[sickjoke]

Ahuh... Right.

(Eddie is startin' something right now GRAYSON!)

[batsdontdance]

............Well he can dream can't he.

(It is OFFICIALLY ON)

[earlybird]

damian would like y'all to know you are all basic

but

grayson may be a little less so.

nygma's chess playing is decent enough though okay

[batsdontdance]

~*~d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~*~

[earlybird]

wow don't make this a moment

[batsdontdance]

it's gonna be a moment

[earlybird]

yeah no

[sickjoke]

shh kid you're adopted. Damian Wayne-Napier.

[earlybird]

you know i don't remember being present for this adoption.

[pocketmobster]

You get used to it

[earlybird]

I already have a father

He's batman

My father is batman

In case everyone has forgotten this

[pocketmobster]

I got parents, too, y'know

Except they might be dead

Probably?

Yeah.

They're probably dead.

[earlybird]

That's rough buddy

[sickjoke]

You're adopted too.

[pocketmobster]

I'M AN ADULLLLLLLLLLTTTTT (sort of)

[sickjoke]

Doesn't matter still counts

[earlybird]

Take it up with batman

[sickjoke]

Will do. I mean, do you think I'm scared of him or somethin'?

[sickjoke]

you can dream.

dream big dick.

....sounded wrong.

[batsdontdance]

well you're the one wearing a giant red condom on your head i'm just saying

[sickjoke]

it's a tic tac

[batsdontdance]

more like a dic tac am i rite

[sickjoke]

Only Steve knows for sure.

[batsdontdance]

suddenly really don't wanna hear about your love life