danananana batmaaaaan

[batsdontdance]

Heeey friends and neighbors, my name's Plus and I was here for like five seconds once upon a time and I'm here bringing you Dick Grayson, stalwart hero and protege of Batman of the pre-reboot DC Comics universe! AKA the original Robin, AKA Nightwing, AKA officially the new and current Batman at his point in time, he's kind of a really bad Batman because he's nice and friendly and totally fails to uphold any image of dark and gritty.

He is here to formerly apologize forever for his dumb brothers sorry guys Robin is kind of his responsibility and he's really bad at it

Feel free to add me on plurk over at oleseiyah, and my AIM is plusanagi if you ever wanna chat, plot, etc etc!

Comments

[sickjoke]

shh kid you're adopted. Damian Wayne-Napier.

[earlybird]

you know i don't remember being present for this adoption.

[pocketmobster]

You get used to it

[earlybird]

I already have a father

He's batman

My father is batman

In case everyone has forgotten this

[pocketmobster]

I got parents, too, y'know

Except they might be dead

Probably?

Yeah.

They're probably dead.

[earlybird]

That's rough buddy

[pocketmobster]

Ehhhh

If your family dies during a period of time a sketchy organization has wiped from your mind does your orphanhood make a sound

[earlybird]

I'm gonna go ahead and say yes

Because something something metaphorical philosophysics

[pocketmobster]

Well that just kind of makes it depressing

[sickjoke]

You're adopted too.

[pocketmobster]

I'M AN ADULLLLLLLLLLTTTTT (sort of)

[sickjoke]

Nope. Adopted.

[pocketmobster]

Are you trying to run an orphanage/pet rescue/orphan rescue out of your house, Jack

[batsdontdance]

Screw Jack you can come live with ~Batman~ isn't that way cooler tell him he's way cooler

[pocketmobster]

What's a Batman

[sickjoke]

pfft who wants to live with a guywho dresses up like a flying rat?

At least I have a classy tux and I can understand Fuyuhiko's choice in headware.

[sickjoke]

maybe

possibly.

....even my boyfriend is an orphan, so i might have a problem

[pocketmobster]

Not sure that counts since your boyfriend is also a nonagenarian so it'd be kind of weird if he wasn't

[sickjoke]

Doesn't matter still counts

[earlybird]

Take it up with batman

[sickjoke]

Will do. I mean, do you think I'm scared of him or somethin'?

[earlybird]

Yes

That is exactly what i mean

[sickjoke]

.....you have met me, right? IF you think a dude in a bat costume puts the willies in me you're wrong












...that statement also has some inappropriate connotations if you look at it sideways

[earlybird]

Let's never talk about my father and inappropriate connotations again ever

[sickjoke]

(i ship it)






yes let's never