danananana batmaaaaan

[batsdontdance]

Heeey friends and neighbors, my name's Plus and I was here for like five seconds once upon a time and I'm here bringing you Dick Grayson, stalwart hero and protege of Batman of the pre-reboot DC Comics universe! AKA the original Robin, AKA Nightwing, AKA officially the new and current Batman at his point in time, he's kind of a really bad Batman because he's nice and friendly and totally fails to uphold any image of dark and gritty.

He is here to formerly apologize forever for his dumb brothers sorry guys Robin is kind of his responsibility and he's really bad at it

Feel free to add me on plurk over at oleseiyah, and my AIM is plusanagi if you ever wanna chat, plot, etc etc!

Comments

[batsdontdance]

Screw Jack you can come live with ~Batman~ isn't that way cooler tell him he's way cooler

[pocketmobster]

What's a Batman

[batsdontdance]

SOMETHING SUPER AWESOME AND COOL THAT'S WHAT

[earlybird]

false advertising

[pocketmobster]

Oi, kid, which one will bribe me with more snacks

[earlybird]

Neither.

Choose pennyworth.

[pocketmobster]

Ooh good point

[earlybird]

pennyworth for president 2016

[batsdontdance]

:' (

[sickjoke]

pfft who wants to live with a guywho dresses up like a flying rat?

At least I have a classy tux and I can understand Fuyuhiko's choice in headware.

[batsdontdance]

um who wouldn't wanna live with a guy who dresses up like a flying rat

says the child raised in a circus


Maybe not the best judge of character when you really get down to it actually.

[sickjoke]

Yeah, you have issues and I've got an orphan collecting problem.



jesus I really am becoming alt!world batman

[batsdontdance]

YOU'RE NOT HIS REEEAAAAL DAAAAAAAAAAD

[sickjoke]

Well, yes. I've had a long term committed relationship with a woman, once held a real job, and didn't go over the deep end until well into my late twenties/early thirties.

I'm actually way more stable.

[batsdontdance]

Damn

We're gonna need Mr Freeze for that burn.

[sickjoke]

I can hear the sizzle from over here.

[batsdontdance]

That's so heated Hot Spot would be jealous

[sickjoke]

awwwwww yeah

[pocketmobster]

Hey the patch is badass, what are you implying about the patch

[sickjoke]

Did I say it wasn't?