Time for something fun!

[untilavalon]

Need a little pick me up? Or just feel like playing something really stupid? It's time for a meme.

The Magical Swap Meme
or the 'oops, you done fucked up' meme

courtesy of Luc*

Directions

1. Post your character with the name/canon in the subject meme. In your comment, put your preferences such as, "I don't want to do prompt #1" or "for the gender swap prompt, [character] will look like [this]" or "for the age swap prompt, my character will be 5 years younger".


2. Tag each other and have fun.

Prompts

• Body Swap: Holy shit. You're looking at yourself like you're looking in a mirror. The only problem is, when you're looking down at your own hands... you're in someone else's body.


• Gender Swap: Well, this is new; you're now no longer in the right body, but it's still yours. Were you always a girl? You sure weren't yesterday. Of course, this is probably another one of the city's tricks; no point in getting all up in arms about it, is there?


• Age Swap: Are you starting to see a pattern here? Now you're younger-- or older-- than you were a little while ago. Who're you going to bug about your height now?


• Canon Swap: Your entire history is different now. Suddenly, you're a homestuck. Or maybe you're an elf. Or perhaps you're not even switching canons with the person you're threading with. What's the damage?


• Power Swap:...Like the one above, but with powers instead of canons.


• Moral Alignment Swap: Suddenly, you're evil as hell. Or maybe you're really good now. Or maybe your moral alignment is "eh /non-commital wiggly hand gesture". I don't make the rules here, bucko.


• Luc, you didn't include this swap I wanted to do!: Well look at you, you have a bigger imagination than I do. What are you waiting for? Swap it. Just swap it. Do it, before it's too late.
  

You now have four minutes to save the world.**

*If it's a bad meme, it wasn't my idea.
**You do not have four minutes to save the world. In fact, there's really no point in worrying about world saving right now.

Comments

Davesprite | Homestuck

[crowsicle]

[SWAP SWAP SWAP. I do have an account for tiny toddler Davechick over at peepers, if anyone wants to do that one.]

Re: Davesprite | Homestuck

[greatrage]

[AND WHAT IF, HERE, I WANTED TINY DAVESPRITE AND ERENSPRITE.

WHAT IF.]

[peepers]

[I don't know if you are PREPARED for how tiny tiny Davesprite is. IS YOUR BODY READY.]

[greatrage]

[HIS BODY IS READY except for the fact that it's not. It's like... made of jelly or ectoplasm or something and why dragon wings why.

also where did Davesprite go, HE JUST SAW HIM...]

Uh... Dave? Where'd you go? I need help here!! This is weird!!

[peepers]

[Something very small and very orange drifts out from under the table to cling to the back of the chair.]

Why's everything big egein?!

[greatrage]

[oh my god it's so tiny. Is that... no. It couldn't be. Eren grabs the little orange thing by the tail and then holds it in both hands]

Dave?! Why are you tiny?!

[peepers]

[Polly Pocket Davesprite ignores the question in favor of staring at Eren for a moment. Finally, he sits up and places a hand smaller than a fingertip on the meaty part of Eren's palm.]

You're a funny color.

[greatrage]

[... ehhhh... Eren deflates, shoulders and wings slumping. He was hoping to get some answers out of Dave about all this, but it seems like he got hit with something himself]

Y... yeah. I'm green. I was going to ask you about that, actually.

[peepers]

You're like me! Thet's cool.

[He flies up, with some effort, and perches on Eren's shoulder to get a good look at his wings.]

Your wings are neked though.

[greatrage]

Uh... Is that what I am... [he supposed it made sense. No legs, weird ghostjelly body in monochrome... Awww geez he's so tiny, he's afraid he might accidentally crush him. It's like being a Titan] Uh... they're not. They're just a different kind? Man you're cute like this.

[peepers]

Oh. Like Betmen?

[greatrage]

Betmen? [he scratches his head, only then noticing he has stupid stumpy fire lizard horns argh.] I'm not sure what that is.

[peepers]

[Eren's shoulder is apparently not high enough, and Davechick makes his way up past Eren's ear to find a better seat atop his head.]

He's a superhero. He wears a kepe en talks real funny like this [he says, in a toddler's attempt at the Bat's gravelly voice] en he fights bedguys. He's cool. I ken draw you a picture.

[greatrage]

[Eren has to cover his mouth to stop himself from cracking up at that impression. Jesus christ he's too adorable. He uses his other hand to ensure that the little sprite (chick?) doesn't fall and makes it safely to one of his knobbly horns.]

Well he sounds really cool. [could he mean "Batman"? That would make much more sense than "betmen". This is so weird, though. Boyfriend is tiny. He's never really dealt with anyone this young before... ever.] Sure. I can find some paper?

[peepers]

[He wraps his teensy arms securely around Eren's lizardy horn. If there's anything a baby Dave knows how to do, it's cling.]

'Key. En a pen.

[greatrage]

Alright. No problem.

[except it is kind of a problem. One of the things Eren was going to ask Dave was, well... how to move. Should he.. slither? Or float? Or... what... he has no idea.

He kind of flails a little in an attempt to get moving]

[peepers]

[...

After a moment, Davesprite leans over Eren's forehead to look at him.]

You're not very fest, ere you.

[greatrage]

Aha... no. Not really. I'm uh... new to this. Sprite thing.

[peepers]

[He scoots off Eren's head and floats in front of his face.]

But you got wings. Nobody teached you how to fly?

[greatrage]

No... I can kind of float, but... I'm not sure how to move once I get to floating. [sheepish! And he glows a bit in his cheeks]

[peepers]

Do it like me.

[He turns, stretches his arms forward, and flaps his wings. He achieves a speed of about one inch per second. After demonstrating for a second, he turns again to look at Eren.]

See?

[greatrage]

[.... that is so adorable that Eren thinks he might just squeal. He almost does. But he stops himself using his hands. Oh no. Precious.]

So uh... like this?

[he floats, then flaps his wings and manages to move a few feet] It worked!

[psych0p0mps]

[this is late but how would you feel about a babby davesprite + babby aradiasprite]

[peepers]

[I am ALL ABOUT THE BABBIES]

[psych0p0mps]

[Babby Aradiasprite is the kind of kid who gets into goddamn everything. Just this morning she got stuck in a cereal box. But she quickly learned that hiding in weird places is a great way to surprise people! And surprising people is fun.

So yeah, if Davechick gets too close to her hiding place - currently a (clean) laundry basket - she is totally gonna jump out at him. Just gotta wait for the opportune moment.....]