This never gets old.

[hoperulesdespairdrools]

Credit to Lucy for the HTML!

HEART MEME HOW-TO
❤ Comment with your characters!
❤ Others comment ICly (or OOCly, idc) with the relevant hearts!
❤ Discuss ICly if you want! Or OOCly, again idc.
❤ Also, if you think another heart is needed, make it up! You can get color codes here!
❤ Have fun!

❤ "I would kill for you" <font size="5" color="#FF001A" title="I would kill for you">❤</font>	❤ "I love you or could fall in love with you" <font size="5" color="#FF0080" title="I love you or could fall in love with you">❤</font>	❤ "You're my family" <font size="5" color="#B4045F" title="You're my family">❤</font>
❤ "I would date you" <font size="5" color="#FA58F4" title="I would date you">❤</font>	❤ "I would kiss you" <font size="5" color="#BC00F5" title="I would kiss you">❤</font>	❤ "I would hug you or hold your hand" <font size="5" color="#AC58FA" title="I would hug you or hold your hand">❤</font>
❤ "I respect you" <font size="5" color="#784BFF" title="I respect you">❤</font>	❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side" <font size="5" color="#0404B4" title="I would rescue you or fight by your side">❤</font>	❤ "You are my friend" <font size="5" color="#00C700" title="You are my friend">❤</font>
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you" <font size="5" color="#2E64FE" title="I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you">❤</font>	❤ "I would like to get to know you better" <font size="5" color="#58ACFA" title="I would like to get to know you better">❤</font>	❤ "You amuse me" <font size="5" color="#00FFFF" title="You amuse me">❤</font>
❤ "You confuse me or I'm confused about you" <font size="5" color="#088A68" title="You confuse me or I'm confused about you">❤</font>	❤ "You frighten or unsettle me" <font size="5" color="#4C6120" title="You frighten or unsettle me">❤</font>	❤ "You frustrate or annoy me" <font size="5" color="#00FF80" title="You frustrate or annoy me">❤</font>
❤ "I would use/manipulate you" <font size="5" color="#31B404" title="I would use/manipulate you">❤</font>	❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you" <font size="5" color="#FFBF00" title="I would physically or emotionally hurt you">❤</font>	❤ "I would kill you" <font size="5" color="#2D0101" title="I would kill you">❤</font>

Comments

[chestboard]

I'm an all or nothing sort of man...!

[scary_music]

But you could be boyfriends with Ibuki's boyfriends, too!

... and girlfriends if Ibuki ever gets any again.

[chestboard]

Ehehehe...! So sorry, I'm only interested in women-!

[scary_music]

And Ibuki's had too much character development with her current boyfriends to dump them for just one dude, Batbat-niichan!

[chestboard]

Hmm.... valid, that's very valid! Well- that's fair! But I thought I should just tell you how I've felt in the past...!

[scary_music]

...

Ibuki would totally go out with you too if things were different.

[chestboard]

Heh....! That makes me really happy, extremely. Sorry to have dumped that on you all of a sudden- but I didn't want to keep it a secret forever, you know?

[and he's being entirely serious!]

[scary_music]

Ahaha, well, this is a meme, so it's not like we'll remember it, Battler-niichan! Whoops!

[chestboard]

Breaking the fourth wall now, are we....?! Aahh fine then, whatever! That's okay I think of this more as.... a different fragment. A different gameboard!

[not that she'll get it but eh whatever.]

[scary_music]

[Yeah sorry Battler, she does some vague fourth walling in canon and that fourth walling tends to get blown out of proportion in memes]

In that case, we can pretend Ibuki doesn't have a harem here, right??

no numbers nvm i changed my mind JUST THIS TAG

[chestboard]

.....eh....?!

[look at him just staring at her now.] I... I suppose that could be the case, yeah!

[scary_music]

[She laughs a bit]

Such is the power of the meme, Battler-niichan!

[chestboard]

I've never experienced this before!

[well wait he's gonna break the fourth wall again too but just this once-] ....well not in this meme, others in the past but....

Aauuggghh alright, I'm all for it! What the hell- I'm on board!

[scary_music]

Yesssss!!

Let's do it, Battler-niichan!

Let's have another tree climbing race!

[...]

[chestboard]

And when we get to the top, we kiss...?! Ehehehe!

[scary_music]

Sure! The first person to the top gets a smooch!

[... but ... but that just means they get a smooch anyway???]

[chestboard]

Let's do this then, I want a kiss from you-!

[LOOK THERE'S A TREE!!!]

[scary_music]

No way, Ibuki's going to win Battler-niichan's kiss!

[And she races for the tree!]

[chestboard]

[and he's right behind her!!]

Hey hey will I still be a brother if we do this....?!

[scary_music]

Iyan, it'll be a forbidden relationship!!!

[reaches the tree first! Climbing! Now that she's not weighed down by guitar and amp she's... going pretty fast]

[chestboard]

Well yeah bu- oi you're so quick now!

[who the fuck let her out of the zoo?! e-either way!! he reaches the tree as well, climbing it, but she's clearly faster...!!]

[scary_music]

Without the handicap from last time, you don't stand a chance, Batbat-niichan! Ibuki's been climbing trees since she was a cute little babbu Ibuki!

[... okay she hasn't been tree climbing quite that long, but either way she's almost to the top!]

[chestboard]

Youuuu liiiitttlllee.....!!

[and he's right behind her! ...but that's all... he can't win this at all.]

[scary_music]

Oooh, Battler-niichan, just because you're almost a foot taller than Ibuki doesn't mean you should taunt her with how small she is! You'll hurt Ibuki's feelings!

[no she's not really having hurt feelings. Anyway, top get!]

Ibuki wins!

[chestboard]

[and battler comes crawling up behind her. he brings himself up and sits on a branch, looking over at her.]

Haahhhh that felt totally different from last time! You.... really wanted my kiss that badly....?!