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15 USELESS FACTS AND RESPONSES MEME

Here are the rules.

- List 15 facts of your character, canon and/or headcanon and/or in game
- Other characters ICly respond to it - eg. if your character hates frogs, your character can either sympathise with them or be a nasty troll and put one down their back.



Stolen from soul_skirmish

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[toothaches]

True facts about the vampire:

1. Maurice has the ability to shapeshift into fog but has never done it because he's afraid of somebody breathing him in.

2. The only pet Maurice has ever owned that was ENTIRELY HIS was a goldfish.

3. He still doesn't know that being bi is an option.

4. Maurice took an entire class on Shakespeare in collage and it is one of his fondest memories of school. HE HAS TOLD NO ONE.

5. He still isn't convinced Ruby City's moon is real.

6. Maurice used to be an infamous school bully and primarily targeted band and drama kids.

7. He is allergic to olives. No one else in his family is and they don't actually believe him.

8. Up until college, Maurice kept his hair really short. He only discovered The Mullet when he became too depressed to get it cut during a really bad semester. It gave him a confidence boost.

9. Maurice can write and read sheet music.

10. He has also memorized every single song from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

11. He HATES sweat pants and will not wear them no matter what don't you come near him with those HE WILL FIGHT YOU.

12. As a vampire, Maurice has the ability to hypnotize others with his eyes. He has only done this twice in his canon and then quit because it made him feel super gross and creepy.

13. The longest Maurice has gone without alcohol of SOME SORT since his college days is a month and a half.

14. Maurice can speak really stilted toddler-level French.

15. He can belch the whole alphabet.