TFLN - RUBY CITY EDITION

[wavesofjade]

 the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from... everywhere.

Comments

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[bifroster]

As someone who has had to contend with coyotes before, I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS.

[tonic]

It chased a cat up a tree!
What if it eats it when it inevitably comes down?
I can't live with that on my conscience!! I cry at ASPCA commercials, and those are perfectly living cats with sad music played over them!

[bifroster]

Trust me, the coyote will give up! They are opportunistic hunters.

DO NOT APPROACH IT.

[tonic]

IT'S A KITTEN

[bifroster]

And it will see you as a snack too!

Unless you get some pots and pans AT A DISTANCE and bang them hard to scare it away!

[tonic]

...
Okay!
I'm sorry for being so stubborn, but I can't live with myself thinking a cat might get hurt!
I'm going to do it
Back in a bit

later

[tonic]

NOW I'M IN THE TREE

later

[bifroster]

OH MY GOD HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
WHAT HAPPENED TO POTS AND PANS

[tonic]

WELL I HAD THEM BUT IT JUST MADE IT ANGRIER AND IT CHASED ME AROUND A LITTLE
SO I GOT UP INTO THE TREE
THE KITTEN IS OK I HAVE IT BUT UM
I'M NOT

[bifroster]

THE NOISES WERE SUPPOSED TO SCARE IT.
HANG ON I AM COMING WHAT TREE ARE YOU IN?

[SHE IS BRINGING A HOSE AND HER HAMMER.]

[tonic]

IT'S A MAPLE TREE
PLEASE DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN TROUBLE FOR MY SAKE THOUGH!!
I'M SURE I CAN
WORK A WAY OUT OF THIS

wanna go to action :D

[bifroster]

[Too late~]

Okay, I am coming over!

sure!

[tonic]

[ And sure enough, Tonika is up a branch in a large tree, staring down at a... rather harmless looking Coyote. It's a scrawny thing that sounds like its bark is worth twice its bite. Still, she's considerably nervous. What about rabies? ]

Ah--!

[ When Tonika notices Jane, she's tempted to call out to her-- but quickly stifles herself for fear of sending the ornery coyote her way. ]

:D

[bifroster]

[Rabies was certainly something to be concerned about, but the coyote looked harmless. Approaching, Jane lets her hammer spark a little bit, which catches the coyote's attention.

She lets it spark a little bit brighter, and it yelps in fight, running away.]

I think you can come down now!

[tonic]

[ She juggles the kitten in tow, carefully climbing down from branch to branch one handedly before getting back on the ground and rushing over to Jane. She's so grateful!! The calico in her arms is a little distressed and noisy, but at least it's safe. ]

W- what was that? Thank you so much! I don't know how you did it, but--!!

[bifroster]

[Jane smiles and places Mjölnir down.]

This is Mjölnir, my hammer. It can ... do quite a lot, actually.

[tonic]

You mean... the legendary Mjölnir? Th- the one in Norse mythology? Or is this like, a different...

... you know, a different hammer by the exact same name. Because-- neither would surprise me.

[bifroster]

Nope, the very same. The legends got it a bit wrong. The hammer can choose its wielder, and it decided I was good enough. It comes in handy from time to time, but I think it likes being used in experiments too.

[tonic]

[ Then you must be... a very cool person! ]

Wh- what criteria does it choose its wielder based on? Just curious. I didn't read as much Norse mythology as I should have.

[bifroster]

[Well, she doesn't know about that.]

I'm not sure. It is a weapon, or can be, so I guess it chooses based off of that? I mean, if I go around blowing things up for no reason, I probably won't be able to lift it anymore.