think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[crowsicle]

dude i convinced you i was your conscience for like fifteen minutes last night
you weren't just "a little drunk"

[hypercompetent]

you told me to follow my heart
:(

[crowsicle]

and where did it get you

[hypercompetent]

face down in my roommate's bed clutching an empty bottle of jack with a hangover
you are the worst conscience ever

[crowsicle]

no way i cleared that level with one hundred percent pure totem spirit guidance points
welcome to crow country
hope you brought your party hat youre gonna need it to throw up in

[untilavalon]

...And how inebriated were those who may have witnessed?

[crowsicle]

i told them i was the teenage mutant ninja archangel michaelangelo
one of them asked for my autograph

[untilavalon]

Perfect.

You're proving yourself to be good company.

[crowsicle]

i know
ill sign an autograph for you too if you want

[untilavalon]

Is it proper etiquette to sell it when you become famous, or can I keep the favour?