think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

PICK ONE IDK

[sharpiewielder]

A.) That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.

B.) I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore

C.) YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!

C of course

[hypercompetent]

SURPRISE I'M ALIVE!!!! 8D

[sharpiewielder]

i hate you so much im coming over to punch u rn

[hypercompetent]

okay to be fair
i thought i was dead
you think i would have learned the do not drink with werewolves lesson with scott

Situation A, I CHOOSE YOU

[soliloqwolf]

Glad we could help. But if you got anything on him during your nocturnal upchucking I swear...

[sharpiewielder]

sry toni i think hes cool tho
u wanna bring me like two bags of ice and maybe a new esophagus
i think i just threw up lava

WHY DID U LET ME EAT THIRTEEN OF THOSE DORITO TACOS

[soliloqwolf]

I can bring you water and toast and more water and aspirin. You'll have to see someone else about the esophagus.

Uhm. Excuse you. We were supposed to share those and you ate them when I was getting sour cream and verde, so that's all your fault Mister.
And I told you Taco Bell doesn't mix with alcohol and short people. I would know.

FFFFFF C ofc.

[thepuppetmaster]

I thought we had an understanding when it came to rumors of my death.
They are always greatly exaggerated.

dIRK

[sharpiewielder]

WELL I'D LIKE 2 SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT THIS HEART ATTACK
BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE DYING COS YOU SCARED ME
TO
FUCKING
DEATH

hANNA

[thepuppetmaster]

You're typing very coherently for a dead person.