think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[sharpiewielder]

sry toni i think hes cool tho
u wanna bring me like two bags of ice and maybe a new esophagus
i think i just threw up lava

WHY DID U LET ME EAT THIRTEEN OF THOSE DORITO TACOS

[soliloqwolf]

I can bring you water and toast and more water and aspirin. You'll have to see someone else about the esophagus.

Uhm. Excuse you. We were supposed to share those and you ate them when I was getting sour cream and verde, so that's all your fault Mister.
And I told you Taco Bell doesn't mix with alcohol and short people. I would know.