think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

thank I definitely choked on a laugh there YOU GET A STILL-DRUNK KING TOO

[untilavalon]

They call me a worthy of chivalry
your chivalry is not worthy

Re: thank I definitely choked on a laugh there YOU GET A STILL-DRUNK KING TOO

[puppy_lancer]

so?
what i lack in chivalry i make up in honesty
and give me a chance i'll show you my chivalry really is worthy

[untilavalon]

I'm not yet impressed
do you have proof??

[puppy_lancer]

ok how about this
i show you my chivalry
you show me your gentlemanly vagina
and i won't even touch it until you say i can

[untilavalon]

This is surprisingly the most gentlemanly offer I've ever received

[puppy_lancer]

see i told you i could be chivalrous if i wanted
is that enough or do you want me to show more?

[untilavalon]

could be dangerous, as a warning

[puppy_lancer]

why
i'm sure i've gone through worse

[untilavalon]

I wonder if I'll regret saying I'm morbidly curious as to what that means

[puppy_lancer]

well once i got hit on by this crazy goddess
so i told her no
and then she tried to kill me
i think shes still pissed at me
and then theres this other goddess
my teacher's sister
that one is pissed at me too
and i survived that
sort of

[untilavalon]

Your luck is astounding I see

Goddesses really?

[puppy_lancer]

comes with being the greatest hero in ireland
even the goddesses want me

[untilavalon]

perhaps the standards for heroes are different in ireland than in britannia

[puppy_lancer]

so what about this ua duibhne guy
he ever score with goddesses or princesses

[untilavalon]

you could say that?
he was cursed to have a face that women would all fall in love with
this of course got him killed

does that make you Cu Chulainne?

[puppy_lancer]

oh
that doesn't sound that bad
bet he got some hot chicks before he kicked the bucket
man if you ever run into him ask him how hot that grainne babe was

guilty as charged

[untilavalon]

I have it on good authority that we don't ever ask about his ex...

but that was easy enough, I guess

[puppy_lancer]

wait what
are you mining me for information or something

also has he seen that gentlemanly vagina yet

[untilavalon]

I'm not mining if you're handing it out

no
no he has not

[puppy_lancer]

sweet
haha i score more than he does even though he has a magic face

[untilavalon]

as far as I remember legend says he dies with five children so perhaps scoring more often isn't where you're winning

[puppy_lancer]

...

[Wow, over the line, Saber. His mood just crashed.]

ah
he's a lucky man
if he ever comes here
tell him i said that okay

[untilavalon]

[Woops, she kind of forgot about that whole thing.]

...I will.

My apologies, lancer

[puppy_lancer]

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<font face=""courier new" color="indigo">nah its fine
kinda my fault there anyway

uh...
so, back to the matter at hand
chivalry and vaginas?

[untilavalon]

it almost sounds that there should be a battle involved when you put it that way