think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

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Comments

[puppy_lancer]

so what about this ua duibhne guy
he ever score with goddesses or princesses

[untilavalon]

you could say that?
he was cursed to have a face that women would all fall in love with
this of course got him killed

does that make you Cu Chulainne?

[puppy_lancer]

oh
that doesn't sound that bad
bet he got some hot chicks before he kicked the bucket
man if you ever run into him ask him how hot that grainne babe was

guilty as charged

[untilavalon]

I have it on good authority that we don't ever ask about his ex...

but that was easy enough, I guess

[puppy_lancer]

wait what
are you mining me for information or something

also has he seen that gentlemanly vagina yet

[untilavalon]

I'm not mining if you're handing it out

no
no he has not

[puppy_lancer]

sweet
haha i score more than he does even though he has a magic face

[untilavalon]

as far as I remember legend says he dies with five children so perhaps scoring more often isn't where you're winning

[puppy_lancer]

...

[Wow, over the line, Saber. His mood just crashed.]

ah
he's a lucky man
if he ever comes here
tell him i said that okay

[untilavalon]

[Woops, she kind of forgot about that whole thing.]

...I will.

My apologies, lancer

[puppy_lancer]

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kinda my fault there anyway

uh...
so, back to the matter at hand
chivalry and vaginas?

[untilavalon]

it almost sounds that there should be a battle involved when you put it that way

[puppy_lancer]

it will be a fun and glorious battle

[untilavalon]

now you're talking
may the best win
preferably upon restoration of sobriety

[puppy_lancer]

i'm not that drunk

come on just take a picture and send it to me if our battle is gonna have to wait

[untilavalon]

I prefer not to leave very permanent records of inebriated choices

besides, anticipation is a thrill

[puppy_lancer]

ooh cool
then i'll bring you some flowers when you'r sober
that good?

[untilavalon]

I guess


I've never gotten flowers

[Is she supposed to get him flowers too is that how this works maybe she should get on that.]

I won't say you can't?

[puppy_lancer]

really
ua duibhne never got you flowers?
well that wasn't knightly of him

i'll get you lots of them
pretty ones

[untilavalon]

He had no reason to
and in any case my master forced him to kill himself through contract with his master while we were dueling...

but the gesture is appreciated I suppose

[puppy_lancer]

wow
no wow
both those masters are assholes
i'm gonna kill both of them if they ever turn up here
don't try to stop me

[untilavalon]

I can't prevent what I can't see happening.

[puppy_lancer]

okay great
man if this ua duibhne guy ever gets here we're gonna need to throw him a party or something
just cheer him up after that mess i dunno

[untilavalon]

I suppose it might help
I don't think there's very much a good way to apologise for that kind of thing happening

[puppy_lancer]

ooh ask him what he thinks a good apology will be
then we can get him that
somehow