think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[untilavalon]

Chivalrous or honest?

[gordianknots]

First one.

[untilavalon]

Princesses have no need for chivalry

[gordianknots]

............wait what

[untilavalon]

Please, your hair is more well-kept than Bedivere's was and that is certainly saying something

[gordianknots]

If it isn't then it gets to be set on fire in the labs.

[untilavalon]

It's still princess hair

Gwen would have loved to braid it

[gordianknots]

Have you been drinking?

[untilavalon]

it was a contest.

[gordianknots]

okay that explains why you're talking about your wife

wait with who

and you know there's more reasoning to calling me princess than just hair i'm not an idiot

[untilavalon]

I can talk about my wife when I want to thaink you.

and i don't really recall that wasn't very important but I'm sure the crowd took care of them and I think a young lady told me to call her but I'm not really sure who

[Just going to ignore that one Waver she's trying not to offend.]

[gordianknots]

it seemed like a "do not discuss unless extremely intoxicated topic" is all

i'm not touching that with a ten foot pole

and good job avoiding questions, you know i've probably been insulted way worse to my face right

[untilavalon]

you almost win; I am only mildly intoxicated
INebriated, if you will.

You scream like a girl and cause me to worry slightly about your ability to defend yourself until I remember you can inf act practice magecraft

[gordianknots]

no saber you are drunk.

god tell me you're at least home.

completely acceptable reasoning although ability to defend self is improved by mercury butler.

[untilavalon]

I am home

I made bacon too and I think Kariya knwos I'm home.

So you can't blame me for thinking it. The hair doesn't help.

[gordianknots]

How much bacon exactly?

I never blamed you for it, I just wanted to know the reasoning.

[untilavalon]

I dunno
It's not like I counted

I have good reasoning for most of my choices!!

[gordianknots]

I meant how many grams did the package say it weighed.

you'd be a very good student.

[untilavalon]

If you're being sarcastic I'm not going to answer you

[gordianknots]

i'm not being sarcastic and seriously did you just eat an entire package of bacon

[untilavalon]

I was probably more drunk before it.

Since you don't stop teaching i"m sure you must be a good one and at least Merln shared the same merit.

[gordianknots]

you know i almost wish i was surprised by that.....