think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[gordianknots]

no saber you are drunk.

god tell me you're at least home.

completely acceptable reasoning although ability to defend self is improved by mercury butler.

[untilavalon]

I am home

I made bacon too and I think Kariya knwos I'm home.

So you can't blame me for thinking it. The hair doesn't help.

[gordianknots]

How much bacon exactly?

I never blamed you for it, I just wanted to know the reasoning.

[untilavalon]

I dunno
It's not like I counted

I have good reasoning for most of my choices!!

[gordianknots]

I meant how many grams did the package say it weighed.

you'd be a very good student.

[untilavalon]

If you're being sarcastic I'm not going to answer you

[gordianknots]

i'm not being sarcastic and seriously did you just eat an entire package of bacon

[untilavalon]

I was probably more drunk before it.

Since you don't stop teaching i"m sure you must be a good one and at least Merln shared the same merit.

[gordianknots]

you know i almost wish i was surprised by that.....