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Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

~~Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.~~

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Someone please get this young woman away from the terror and mischief that is her house.

Those who give off an air of evil need not apply.

Tall, freckled, big blue eyes, and even bigger teeth! Her favorite pastimes are singing, ~~sticking her dirty Nazi nose in everything~~ and murder!

You don't want this.

You just don't.

Bidding starts at Don't.

Blonde hair. Hazel eyes. One hell of a martial artist and deadly with a firearm. Did I mention she is stunning in a three piece suit?

As our friendly neighborhood wizard and roof jumper has gone home, we are forced to put up for auction this fine cardboard cutout. While he may not be able to pay for anything on his date, he will at least be a good listener. And look at that winning smile!

Do we have an opening bid?

Ever wanted to date a psychotic, mass-murdering, sadistic bigot who looks like a bloke who's really, really, really bad at applying make-up?

Well, here's your chance. In fact, it's likely that you'll get paid money for taking her. There's definitely a reward on her head, at any rate.

Her voice sounds as if she's a banshee on fire and that's when she's talking softly. She's the kind of woman that used to bite the heads off dolls and turn bugs into bigger bugs to chase other children.

Who dares?

A young man with a heart of gold! Feliciano is an amazing cook, a talented artist, a cheerful friend and though he kind of hides a lot you can bet he'll listen to you and give you all the attention you deserve.

Umm, let's start at 10! Any bids?

[ This is ridiculous. ]

Edited 2013-07-03 16:47 (UTC)

He might not be much to look at, and he might not be the brightest crayon in the box, but Lukas still knows how to have a good time. He also cooks and bakes, so you're sure to get fed whatever you want!

resident maid of time at your service!
the obelisk needs to be repaired so i am lending a hand as best as i can
lets do this!

Warren is nice and he likes to mother people and gives good hugs!

He will cook you yummy Chinese food and if you ask nicely he might give you a magic fire show, too. He won't burn you! Because he is nice.

Ever wanted a man that can walk around in knee-high boots all day, and still find the time to educate and help everyone around him? Don't be fooled by the uniform, this Hall Monitor is hiding a little secret (http://lpix.org/471141/037-sauna.png) that's bound to leave every lady in the room begging for more! Trust me when I tell you that he'll know if you've been naughty...

This man doesn't need an introduction, surely. He's the United States of America. You know, the greatest country ever? Just ask him!

He's big, absurdly strong, and don't forget-- He's the hero!

Step right up and get yourself a nice hot helping...

Of freedom.

Do you want hours on end free of the stresses of life? You may do so by listening to my legend. If you think that you are worthy of being my meister, you may accomplish this by performing my 1000 provisions, including 5 hour story time and a music session that I perform myself. My legend dates back to the 12th century, you realize. There is no possible way to be bored when you are in the presence of my majesty.

She's blonde, she's cute, she's an unstoppable eating machine! Guaranteed the best home defense around, 202 is also convenient for any heavy lifting you might need done around the house!

Caution: She bites. And sheds. And weighs about as much as a small car.

Victoria is...well, terrifying. But! She can bake and enjoys knife play, so you know, not completely awful.

Do you love your woman tall, dark, and donning an Australian accent? Do you like when she brings your dinner home tied up in a net and freshly killed from a hunt? Are you into loyalty, flirtation, and do you particularly love the color blue? Fang is the woman for you! Complete with her own three section lance, this particular model enjoys the great outdoors, hunting, and adventure! Get yours today!

Do you like your guys wild, snarky, and surly, with just a little hint of gold beneath that jerk-ass facade?

Do you like long runs across the city in the dead of night?

Do you feel that special, romantic pull from a Full Moon?

Do you enjoy relentlessly trolling people you don't like?

Do you like "broken" types with rampant survivor guilt, persecution complex, and familial loss issues?

If so, then Akira might be your boy!

Ever wonder what it's like to be in the presence of someone with wings on their head? This is your chance. If you get off on just being around a tall, gorgeous, demon winged female, then come on down and get your Morrigan fix today! You're guaranteed either a fun filled night, or your energy sapped!

Ever wanted to go on a date with the Norse god of lies and mischief? Well here's your chance!

At least the date won't be boring 8D.

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