Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Aristeo | Original Character

[(Anonymous)]

Do you like rude, arrogant men that feel superior to everyone although they are very far from it? This one might just be who you're looking for. He's sure to never appreciate anything you do, sneer, make snide remarks and get hilariously flustered if you dare insult him.

Also, he looks great in pink.

[desertedchateau]

Twenty. Don't tell me he looks great in pink, I've got fabric here with nothing to do.

[alwaysimpure]

It's too bad he made me dye it back, don't you think?

[desertedchateau]

Oh that's just adorable. What a total shame.

[alwaysimpure]

Not to fear, with his personality it might just be a question of time before I do it again.

[alwaysimpure]

Sorry, love, I'm going to go ahead and bid 37.

[desertedchateau]

50.

[betteroffdead]

Excuse me, lady, but this is outrageous!

Don't I have a say in this matter?

[desertedchateau]

Cotton candy pink or bubblegum?

[betteroffdead]

You are terrible. I can't fathom why my younger self liked you.

addendum:

[cl0ckwork]

hell make a great kismesis for anyone interested!
but beneath that harsh exterior theres a sensitive man who wants to be understood
plus hes great with kids

[alwaysimpure]

...I have so many questions and I'm not sure I want any of the answers.

[cl0ckwork]

ask away!

[alwaysimpure]

...great with kids?

How?

Re: addendum:

[betteroffdead]

You...

For the love of all that is good: shut up.

[cl0ckwork]

[ BUT DAD ]

Re: addendum:

[cl0ckwork]

im just trying to help!
you sound like you could use some quadrant mates thats all

Re: addendum:

[betteroffdead]

Aradia I don't need anyone to provide me with quadrant mates I'm very well capable of finding my own quadrant mates please don't... This is humiliating.

2013/7/3 cl0ckwork - DW Comment dw_null@dreamwidth.org

Re: Aristeo | Original Character

[betteroffdead]

Sirius Black, you are a dead man walking.

[alwaysimpure]

Well, yes, but really not because of you.

[betteroffdead]

If anything comes of this ridiculous auction it will be because of me.

[alwaysimpure]

Why, who are you betting on?

[fearsnothing]

Five and I'd wager that's a little too much already.

[betteroffdead]

5?!

Even the woman with the pink fetish bid 20, at least.

[fearsnothing]

Oh pardon - my mistake.
Twenty-five then, are you happy?