Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[desertedchateau]

Twenty. Don't tell me he looks great in pink, I've got fabric here with nothing to do.

[alwaysimpure]

It's too bad he made me dye it back, don't you think?

[desertedchateau]

Oh that's just adorable. What a total shame.

[alwaysimpure]

Not to fear, with his personality it might just be a question of time before I do it again.

[desertedchateau]

Oh? Well then I'll look forward to hearing the resulting storm he'll curse up as a result.

[alwaysimpure]

That is always the most rewarding. And just a question of time.

[desertedchateau]

You had me at "It's a matter of time before it happens again.", you poet.

[alwaysimpure]

Sorry, love, I'm going to go ahead and bid 37.

[desertedchateau]

50.

[betteroffdead]

Excuse me, lady, but this is outrageous!

Don't I have a say in this matter?

[desertedchateau]

Cotton candy pink or bubblegum?

[betteroffdead]

You are terrible. I can't fathom why my younger self liked you.

[desertedchateau]

For liking pink? And I don't know, maybe because we found common subjects to talk about?

[betteroffdead]

[Yes, like his younger self blabbing all his secrets. Aristeo winces.]

That is hardly relevant. And I do take offense to being humiliated, oddly enough.

[desertedchateau]

Congratulations, you're human. [Morrigan shuts up the urge to ruffle his hair.] I hope you find a nice date, Airseto. You deserve one.

[betteroffdead]

[He eyes her suspiciously, suspecting mockery behind the apparent kindness. Such a pessimist.]

I would rather not find a date at all. I have no interest in partaking in this... It's preposterous!

[desertedchateau]

[Morrigan eyes him back.] It is, but what can you do?

[betteroffdead]

[He heaves a long-suffering sigh.] Nothing, apparently.

[desertedchateau]

[She will not ruffle his hair. Nope. Not doing it.] Poor thing.

[betteroffdead]

[Glaring.]

Your sarcasm isn't appreciated.

[desertedchateau]

Oh come on, I'm just joshing with you. Take a breath.

[betteroffdead]

You ought to have noticed by now that I don't appreciate mockery.

[desertedchateau]

You have to have something you appreciate besides smart comments elevating your own status. Gardening? Reading? Arts and crafts?

[betteroffdead]

I enjoy to converse with the deceased [It's a quiet admission, though. He used to enjoy that before Ruby City cut him off from the Netherworld.]

[desertedchateau]

You might like gardening, then. [How are the two even related? Don't ask her to explain, it just seems to fit with the whole "corpses being buried" thing.]