Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Bellatrix Lestrange | Harry Potter

[(Anonymous)]

Ever wanted to date a psychotic, mass-murdering, sadistic bigot who looks like a bloke who's really, really, really bad at applying make-up?

Well, here's your chance. In fact, it's likely that you'll get paid money for taking her. There's definitely a reward on her head, at any rate.

Her voice sounds as if she's a banshee on fire and that's when she's talking softly. She's the kind of woman that used to bite the heads off dolls and turn bugs into bigger bugs to chase other children.

Who dares?

[phrenesis]

[ um excuse you cousin ]

Should I be surprised?

[alwaysimpure]

Shocked, if anyone bids.

[phrenesis]

We'll see about that, won't we?

[alwaysimpure]

Eh, someone's bound to be morbid.

[phrenesis]

I'm surprised you'd allow anyone to bid, what with treating me like some caged animal.

[alwaysimpure]

Hey, they can beat. You still can't get out.

[acesover]

sounds like my kind of woman

50 cents

[alwaysimpure]

I knew there was bound to be someone mental.

[acesover]

Aw shucks.

You're too kind.

[alwaysimpure]

I just have faith. There's always some suicidal masochist.

[acesover]

Please, I much prefer the term "adventurous".

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, no, I'm with you on that normally. But this is about Bella, so suicidal and masochistic is really it.

[phrenesis]

[ > "50 cents" ]

Charming.

[acesover]

[ Take it or leave it. Except you can't. Haha. ]

I try, thank you.

[phrenesis]

[ dammit ]

That's a little cheap, I'd say.

[ WELL IF THERE'S NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT ]

[snakesroarquietly]

I see he got you, too.

I propose a truce to murder Sirius.

[alwaysimpure]

You do realize I'm the only thing standing between you and a date with her?

[snakesroarquietly]

You do realize that you are fighting your cousin to go on a date with me?

[alwaysimpure]

It's not my fault none of the sane people want you!

[snakesroarquietly]

Merlin knows what you have told the people of this city about me.

[phrenesis]

I might just take you up on the offer.

[snakesroarquietly]

Truly?

[phrenesis]

Anyone bent on murdering Sirius Black deserves an alliance with me.

[ Temporary, but that's in the fine print. ]

[snakesroarquietly]

[Wait what are they talking about actual murder now?

Whoops.]

I... see. You sound enthusiastic.