Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

[(Anonymous)]

This is the cheapest shrink advice you'll ever get in the form of a five-something blonde girl with a slight drinking problem. Guaranteed to help you straighten out your head and fix your booze problem by drinking all of it or your money back.

[purpleprose]

You forgot to mention my magnanimous charm, staggering intelligence, razor-sharp wit, and unparalleled beauty. Frankly, I'm offended.

Also, I'm not cheap--simply charitable.

[acesover]

Totally agreed!

I'll start by bidding one cent.

[purpleprose]

Careful, now. Don't want to pull out all of the stops just yet.

[crowsicle]

twenty cents

[acesover]

twenty one.

[crowsicle]

a buck fifty
shes my sister

[acesover]

You dare treat Miss Rosalynne Elizabeth-Anne Lalonde The First so casually?

Shame on you. Two dollars.

[crowsicle]

rose is that your actual full name because if so im going to call you realal all the time
two fifty
who even are you

[acesover]

three dollars.
and does it matter? I'm an acquaintance.

[crowsicle]

it matters because youre creepy and old
ten dollars

[acesover]

i'd rather be old than a flying chicken.
fifteen dollars.

[crowsicle]

twenty five

[acesover]

fifty.

[crowsicle]

seventy five

[acesover]

Holy shit, I just made you spend seventy five dollars to make you take your own sister on a date.

[ HAH. ]

And I'm the creepy one, right.

[crowsicle]

yep you still are

[acesover]

Whatever, have fun on your incest date.

[ Winku~ ]

[cl0ckwork]

seventy six!

[crowsicle]

wait which one are you again

[purpleprose]

Aradia. A fellow Hero of Time.

[crowsicle]

ok so you know her
on the scale from one to cackling psychobitch how likely is she to try to kill you for no good reason

[purpleprose]

But Davesprite, it's so much more fun to let you puzzle that out on your own.

[crowsicle]

[crowsicle]

yeah i fold
enjoy ladies night