Donate to the Repair the Obelisk Fund! // Date Auction Meme

[fairbrook]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday July 6th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[singinghuntress]

One hundred und fourty.

[darlingdraculina]

T-two hundred!

[VERY NOPE.]

[untilavalon]

Plus twenty.

[singinghuntress]

[Snickering]

Afraid of vat I vill do to your precious employer?

Three Hundred.

[untilavalon]

I think you have it backwards, good madam.

Sir Hellsing, in a way, is under my employment.

Three-sixty.

[fairbrook]

You seem to be under the impression you have the upper hand.

[She's been trained to kill your type, you know.]

[singinghuntress]

Und both of you zeem to zhink I care.

Personally, I just zhink you are too much of a chicken to go on a date vith a perfectly vonderful person like myzelf.

Three-zeventy.

[fairbrook]

Scared? Hardly. I'd just rather not waste my time.

[singinghuntress]

How do you know it iz a vaste of time if you do not try it once~? Vho knows, I may be zhe perfect gentleman on a date vith zomeone vith eyes as striking as yourz.

[darlingdraculina]

Stop hitting on Sir Integra. [Glare.]

Four-hundred.

[singinghuntress]

Vhy should I~?

Five-hundred.

[darlingdraculina]

Six-hundred!

Because you're disgusting a-an' perverse!

[singinghuntress]

Zo says a girl dating a valking vibrator.

Zeven hundred.

[darlingdraculina]

I will slap you, so help me God.

[Growls.]

Nine-hundred.

What d'you even want her for, other than t'waste her time an' torture her?

[singinghuntress]

You know in zome cultures, zhat might be considered foreplay~.

One Zhousand.

Vat, don't believe I simply vant a date vith zhe illustrious head of Hellsing to zee vhy she fascinates her pet vampires zo much?

[darlingdraculina]

[Frown.]

Fourteen-hundred.

F'one, I'm still not her pet, because I could leave if I wanted to-- [She really doesn't belong to the family like Alucard does, after all...] An' two, on top of th'fact she's th'most levelheaded, organized, powerful woman you will ever meet, she's beautiful.

What else d'you need? [SO THERE.]

[singinghuntress]

Fifteen-hundred.

Zhen vhy haven't you?

[Well isn't that interesting~.]

If I did not know any better, I vould zhink you vere zhe one vith a crush on a certain employer of yourz.

[darlingdraculina]

I- I-- [Shut up, Rip. YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN BOUT ANYTHING.]

Y-- sh-- t-two thousand!

[She just isn't going to say anything okay, fuck you.]

[singinghuntress]

Two Zhousand, five hundred.

Vats zhe problem Seras~. Did I hit a nerve?

[darlingdraculina]

[Frowns, and continues to say nothing.]

Three-thousand.

[singinghuntress]

Four Zhousand.

I must haf really hit a nerve. I bet you even fantasize about her more zhan zhe valking toaster you call a boyfriend.

[darlingdraculina]

[Is about to launch herself at this woman to start thwacking her senseless with her number card.

Still not gonna respond to her teasing, though.

Not yet.]

...Five-thousand.

[singinghuntress]

Six- zhousand.

[She grins. Lets see how long until the girl snaps~.]

I am right. I vonder, vould a virgin still be a virgin if she sleeps vith a voman?

[darlingdraculina]

[Biting her tongue SO HARD. Please ignore the sudden red tint to her cheeks please and thank you.]

E-eight thousand.

[singinghuntress]

[Rip grins as she notices the red tinge.]

nine zhousand.