Random Icon Meme!

[tipsywhorebible]

random icon spam meme

what do
1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat if so desired, or just go off the scenario you made.

5. SPAM FOREVER

Taken from shippingwall.

Comments

I'll cross my fingers for them.

[l1br4tor]

_{[Huh. This guy reminds her a lot of Karkat, and yet, Karkat would never calm down quite that fast. Interesting. Is that a product of being a nation or simply that they are different people? Or maybe it's this meme.]}

I will stop hitting you. Cross my heart and hope to die!

Wow okay Randomizer. No of course he doesn't need linear emotions.

[in_italia]

[He gives her a smirk.] Well alright then. We've found an agreement.

Pssh linear emotions that's just silly

[l1br4tor]

You know, you are actually not half bad! You are a nation like Vash, so I guess it makes sense, but you do not act very much like him.

...This was bound to happen eventually. I have no idea how to IC-ify this. XD

[in_italia]

[....Okay apparently Terezi is getting kissed now. Quite passionately.]

Oh dear. This calls for a Lovi vs. Karkat cat fight. And of course Terezi is having none of this.

[l1br4tor]

What are you doing?! I have a matesprit stupid! _{[Terezi is very very displeased. What about her complimenting him resulted in this? Was he that desperate for affection? Either way, she's shoving him away now. Sorry Lovi, you're cute but she's having none of that!]}

And then all of them getting bitched at by Italy and Canada, poor Lovi.

[in_italia]

I-I don't know, damnit! I have a... I have a boyfriend too. [He's all embarrassed now. Great, damn Spain's influence turned him into a pedophile, that's just lovely. Being shoved away is accepted wholeheartedly.]

Oh geez this is turning into a real mess all of a sudden.

[l1br4tor]

Oh god and I've been such an asshole to him lately! He'll never forgive me! _{[Genuine panic is setting in here. What has she done? Even if it wasn't really her fault, she just kissed someone else and he certainly isn't black material at all.]}

Good thing this will never happen in-game. :B

[in_italia]

....Calm down already. [Just... this face. He's panicking too, but at least he can keep it inside.]

Haha that's for darn sure.

[l1br4tor]

It is pretty hard to calm down after something like that! What were you thinking?! _{[And she's gone right back to angry at him. She never does stay weepy for long.]}

He also kissed Karkat in another thread, as much as I ship Karmano I doubt it would go over well.

[in_italia]

I... I don't know, okay? I hate weird aliens like you, so I don't... [He's just going to hang his head in shame. What a pathetic picture, when he's so much taller than her.]

Hahaha oh my Lovi cheating on your boyfriend all over the place shame

[l1br4tor]

Clearly you do not hate us enough that you would think before you kissed one!

Randomizer ships everything. Clearly. XD

[in_italia]

I'm sorry, alright!? [He growls and presses his hands into his face.] Can't you shut up for a few minutes!? I don't understand this either!

Either that or it really wants Lovi/Terezi/Karkat HAHA

[l1br4tor]

I am not shutting up! You are lucky Karkat is not here he would probably be trying to kill you right about now!

If he was anywhere near in-character right now though he'd be in tears. Too much Weird Love Shit. :B

[in_italia]

Stop hitting me! Whoever this bastard is if he's your size it wouldn't matter but the point is that I don't know why I did that, I don't want to do it again, damnit!

Poor baby aww. This would cause so much drama if this was actually happening oh gosh.

[l1br4tor]

Well, he is the best! He would have no problem killing you I do not think.

Oh god what. No randomizer what are you doing.

[in_italia]

Che, I'm damn confident I could kick his ass. Want to know how confident? [Insert kissu here.]

OH NO NOT AGAIN

[l1br4tor]

_{[She should have expected that second kiss. She didn't expect herself to give Lovi an affectionate little lick on the cheek though. What is she doing?]}

ASDFGHJKL

[in_italia]

[He pulls away and rubs the saliva off, blushing furiously.] W-what the hell was that...?

What is even happening anymore

[l1br4tor]

A lick of course! You are even more delicious then you were the first time!

Wierd Love Shit. You get used to it after a few threads of Hetastuck. XD

[in_italia]

I-it felt weird, damnit! [Hiding his face yup.] You're creepy as hell!

Hahaha I have a feeling this is only the beginning this thread is rapidly descending into madness

[l1br4tor]

_{[She's not letting you get away! She's just going to lick at his hands until he removes them from his face, leaving him wide open to her tongue!]} I think you have just become my second favorite flavor!

It shall be glorious~ BD (no brain stop shipping this i dont care how amazing it is)

[in_italia]

[And he doesn't catch onto this until his hands are being wiped on his pants and his face is indeed wide open for her.] W-what the fuck...!?

Oh no randomizer clearly adores this ship. These two might be in trouble.

[l1br4tor]

You are so adorable it has to be a crime! _{[Terezi proclaims. What can she say? She has a thing for cute angry guys!]}

It also seems to have a thing for Karmano. Lovi at least is in some definite deep shit.

[in_italia]

G....grazie... I guess. [He blushes, a little taken aback by her decision to flirt make for his failure at... whatever the fuck he was trying to do. And by the first compliment made to him in a few centuries, that's nice too.]

Haha yes so it does. Poor Lovi. What /will/ the other nations say?

[l1br4tor]

I do not understand why we keep doing this. I like you, and you are fun to talk to, but neither of us are willing to leave our current partner, unless I am reading you all wrong. It is an interesting caper actually! I cannot figure it out.