rubycity_ooc | Random Icon Meme!

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Random Icon Meme!

random icon spam meme

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1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat if so desired, or just go off the scenario you made.

5. SPAM FOREVER

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I do not mind it so much. I would never have been able to taste your delicious flavor were it not for the city!

It is the way we have always done it! Our way of measuring time has been around much longer then humans have existed!

Uh-huh... cool, I guess... [This smile is sort of forced. As cute as she is this girl says some crazy shit... Well, that must be normal, her being an alien, but he hasn't known her anywhere near long enough to not get shell-shocked by what seems to him like stupidity.]

You do not sound very grateful! The city could have done something much worse!

H-hey! [He ducks out of the way before she can hit him.] I know that, damnit, that's how I met my boyfriend, but...

That's how you met him! See, I knew Ruby City was not all bad! How did it happen?! _{[Suddenly Terezi is a gossip girl.]}

None of your damn business. [Even though the question spawns some amazing memories that turn his face red and make that odd stray curl form a heart-shape, he is not discussing his love life with this strange alien girl who he's known for no more than ten minutes.]

_{[She can't resist. The red. It's just too delicious.]} That is so adorable! I can taste your cute little cherry red blush!

[...Hm. Maybe it's a cultural thing. With some mumbled excuse, maybe a hint of an apology, he gives her cheek an experimental lap... Goddamn, that's weird.] You taste like chalk... that's strange. You're really strange.

_{[She's surprised by the gesture but hell, she isn't complaining.]} I do?! What color chalk is it?

[He watches her carefully, more than a little confused that he wasn't shoved off for things he'd normally only do while drunk off his ass.] Umm... I... don't know. But your face is teal... so... [Oh god this is so weird what is he doing.]

Yes! That is because my blood is teal. Whereas yours is tasty cherry red! To be honest, even if I should not, I wish I had red blood like yours! It is so much tastier!

[Hmph. He wipes leftover saliva from his mouth with a somewhat thoughtful look.] Yeah, you'd end up paralyzed, or worse, from trying to drink your own blood, wouldn't you? Che... [Sorry Terezi, he knows people like you. One of them raised him since childhood. Some people shouldn't have all their wishes granted.]

I am not that stupid! I would just smell it occasionally...I would not actually drink it. That is just dumb. _{[...Yeah, she would have tried.]}

Hey-- [Hit once again, he lets his face fall into his palm with a grumble.] I know someone else who would say that too, but Dio knows if the world was made of pasta he'd have a stomachache from hell within an hour. [Translation: His brother is stupid.]

Well I am not him. And I have never had your human pasta! Does it taste good?

[He looks up with a rising grin at the chance to discuss things he actually knows about.] Does it taste good, she asks. It's only the best fucking food on earth. No matter what you put on it, it always tastes good. I've even heard of pasta with syrup and sugar on it, which.. sounds like it'd taste like shit, but it's a delicacy in some countries, I guess.

Oooh! I will have to try it! And I will be sure to try it with everything! Do you think it would taste good with chalk? _{[Terezi you are a strange strange child.]}

...That is the stupidest thing I've ever he-- Why are you so close to my face!?

[~~Hello in-characterness he missed you.~~]

_{[Terezi's all but pouting.]} I thought we were friends! It is customary among friends to be this close! It is like a greeting ritual between two really cool friends. Only the coolest friends do this you know!

[Aww, now he feels stupid...] Oh... fine, I guess. If it's... I... I'm not used to having friends, damnit. You can tell, can't you?

_{[He's not used to having friends? This changes everything!]} That is alright! I will be sure to make you the best, most awesome, friend ever! I will introduce you to all my friends too! I am sure they will like you!

[Ah, kids.] I don't think what would help me with-... this... mustache I just grew...? [What the fuck.]

_{[This is a suprise, but Terezi doesn't seem thrown. Instead, she takes a sniff.]} Ooh! I have never tasted a mustache before!

[Too close, and apparently this mustache is made of the same type of hair as his stray curl. Excuse him while he leans away and tries to hold in some noises a 13-year-old should never hear.]

_{[Of course, Terezi is oblivious. The only thing she can smell is the nice red blush he's sporting and the fact that he's trying to decrease the distance between them. Of course, Terezi takes it upon herself to move closer in response.]} What did I say about really cool friends and getting really close to each other!

Aww well he is sort of a nutcase. But he's a cute nutcase so it's all good.

(Like Karkat) So yeah using a different account because I glitched up the other one. Lalala~

(Exactly!) Whooops that stinks! How did that happen?

SCIENCE- MIRACLES- i forgot not to go to the edit userpics page after cheating the icon limit. :B

HAHA oh man well that stinks. :(

This is why I don't use macs. *shot*

FFFFF-Well at least you had a back-up account!

...Lovi the things you pick up from people.

Oh no now he's going to go around licking people. Terezi what have you done to him?!

She has performed mIrAcLeS. And Spain will love her for it.

She will parade him around as her sidekick.

Forever a sidekick. Even to 13-year-olds. XD

Aww poor Lovi! But she appreciates you! She'd show you around Ruby City.

And he'd hide behind her when anything strange happens, out of habit. XD

Aww that sounds really really adorable. They would be the best team.

"W3 4R3 NOW TH3 T4ST3 TH3 R41NBOW BR1G4D3." "...The what." "SHHH ONLY L1CK1NG TH1NGS NOW."

OH MY GOD. I really want this to happen in game now. It would be so hilarious.

They HAVE to meet in game. Where doin this bro, where makin it hapen.

Oh that's a given. Terezi just has to convince him to parade around and lick people haha!

Oh, is her moirail quadrant open? He kind of could really use one with all of his Weird Love Shit XD

It sure is! She's only got her red quadrant filled haha.

And she would make the absolute best moirail, too."SHH CH4LK SOLV3S 3V3RYTH1NG. TH4T 4ND DUCT T4P3."

HAHA yes absolutely. "CRY1NG 1S L4M3! L3TS DR4W W1TH CH4LK 1NST34D!"

Woah holy hell Randomizer. gEt Yo MoThErFuCkIn ChIlL oN bRo.

Haha oh my god your icons

This is why I don't use macs. shot