It's that time again

[divampire]

Texts From Last Night Meme

1. Post your character's name in the subject line. 2. Post a text from last night 3. Reply at will

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Levi | Attack on Titan

[cleansliness]

(843): Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling

(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.

[gordianknots]

Ammonia, baking soda, and white vinegar. Add to a gallon of water, mix, clean as appropriate.

[cleansliness]

that is fucking magical.

[gordianknots]

Years of teaching and watching young teenagers try to learn magic only to injure themselves/others makes you learn things like this.

[cleansliness]

teenagers. It figures.

[gordianknots]

The graduate students are worse. They're the ones who get the blood on the ceiling.

And the lab tables.

And on my iPad.

And on the data print outs.

And on my trousers.

[cleansliness]

Gross.

[gordianknots]

You have no idea.

[no_armistice]

you were careless enough to get it up there?

[cleansliness]

try as I might, the human body has a fuck ton of blood in it.

[no_armistice]

maybe you should take your activities outside. less cleanup.

[cleansliness]

Yeah, that'll go great. Hey, Mr. Burglar, can we take this outside so I can kill you in an area less prone to getting its shit wrecked? Good job, good idea, really.

Re: Levi | Attack on Titan

[greatrage]

heichou whats a gstring

[cleansliness]

god why do you and erwin both have 'e' names

[greatrage]

b/c we do??

wats a gstring heichou

he is never answering

[cleansliness]

ignore it, it wasn't meant for you. im drunk my finger must have slipped.

OOPS

[greatrage]

heichou if u dont tel me im gonna use the GOGOLE 2 find it