It's that time again

[divampire]

Texts From Last Night Meme

1. Post your character's name in the subject line. 2. Post a text from last night 3. Reply at will

Comments

Avenger | Fate/etc

[destructiveprinciple]

(1):
sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

(2):
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

(3):
tried to paint your car with goat blood.




ran out of goats.

[gordianknots]

But how many people were on fire

[thirdbestmurderer]

not enough

at least they are screaming
good humans
scream louder

[gordianknots]

was this text meant for someone else

whose name probably starts with a k

[thirdbestmurderer]

no this is a mass text i felt everybody should be informed

k????
????????????
oh kirei
why him

[gordianknots]

Well now I have this information but I'm not sure what to do with it


if i have to explain it then its no fun

[sixbillionsins]

????

if kirei wants something to get his rocks off on n this stupid city
he'll have find it himself
i am not his errand boy

[gordianknots]

Well if you've already set people on fire here--

[sixbillionsins]

it was funny. *its still funny.
shame this city ain't advanced enough for shit like
fire extinguishers
shame for them anyway.

if he expects for me to share
then he'll get up off his fat butt and come himself.

[gordianknots]

--God, do we really not have extinguishers here? Really?!

[destructiveprinciples]

in what year were fire extinguishres invented genius

[gordianknots]

I hate this city.

[sixbillionsins]

yeah i know right?
kill somebody and they come back to life here.
it's so annoying
damn

what a pain in the ass

[gordianknots]

---the coming back to life after being dead thing was useful for me, admittedly.

[thirdbestmurderer]

oh right
YOUR stint as a servant ended in death by kotomine.
i don't give a crap how useful it was for you.

[no_armistice]

blood isn't effective paint anyway

[sixbillionsins]

ah
congrats
you now are the proud of [ checks the car ]

some stupid car model that smells like blood and ineffective paint then.

[fujigglephysics]

Please don't paint my car with that.

Also, how did you get goats in a place like this?

[destructiveprinciples]

why not

where did you get a car??

[fujigglephysics]

Because that's not very nice.

And, I got it like anyone else would. Doesn't everyone have one?

[thirdbestmurderer]

i'm not very nice,
big surprise!
would you prefer human blood or chicken blood or park-creature blood
since i'm out of goats.

the time period this city thinks its in doesn't have them around to hand out, actually. so nope.