Time for something fun!

[untilavalon]

Need a little pick me up? Or just feel like playing something really stupid? It's time for a meme.

The Magical Swap Meme
or the 'oops, you done fucked up' meme

courtesy of Luc*

Directions

1. Post your character with the name/canon in the subject meme. In your comment, put your preferences such as, "I don't want to do prompt #1" or "for the gender swap prompt, [character] will look like [this]" or "for the age swap prompt, my character will be 5 years younger".


2. Tag each other and have fun.

Prompts

• Body Swap: Holy shit. You're looking at yourself like you're looking in a mirror. The only problem is, when you're looking down at your own hands... you're in someone else's body.


• Gender Swap: Well, this is new; you're now no longer in the right body, but it's still yours. Were you always a girl? You sure weren't yesterday. Of course, this is probably another one of the city's tricks; no point in getting all up in arms about it, is there?


• Age Swap: Are you starting to see a pattern here? Now you're younger-- or older-- than you were a little while ago. Who're you going to bug about your height now?


• Canon Swap: Your entire history is different now. Suddenly, you're a homestuck. Or maybe you're an elf. Or perhaps you're not even switching canons with the person you're threading with. What's the damage?


• Power Swap:...Like the one above, but with powers instead of canons.


• Moral Alignment Swap: Suddenly, you're evil as hell. Or maybe you're really good now. Or maybe your moral alignment is "eh /non-commital wiggly hand gesture". I don't make the rules here, bucko.


• Luc, you didn't include this swap I wanted to do!: Well look at you, you have a bigger imagination than I do. What are you waiting for? Swap it. Just swap it. Do it, before it's too late.
  

You now have four minutes to save the world.**

*If it's a bad meme, it wasn't my idea.
**You do not have four minutes to save the world. In fact, there's really no point in worrying about world saving right now.

Comments

[oncedevil]

[Nothing normal about it, not that Dante really knows a whole lot about 'normal'. Growing up in the human world is definitely vastly different than the demon, apparently.]

Hnph.

[He's just going to eat and look vaguely surly about the whole thing. He's not sure what he's so upset over just that he is.]

[superstylishsquid]

*He tilts his head and peers at Dante curiously.*

What?

[oncedevil]

Just shouldn't be that way, that's all. Parents are supposed to look after their kids.

[He has feelings on this subject okay.]

[superstylishsquid]

Then how would they know if they're strong enough to earn a place?

[oncedevil]

Earning a place shouldn't be about who eats who, man.

[He says as he crunches a bone in frustration.]

[superstylishsquid]

Then what do we eat when there's no food that isn't each other?

[oncedevil]

Well I don't know, ever consider taking up farming?

[He'll stick to the human world thanks.]

[superstylishsquid]

Farming...that means growing plants, right? Plants aren't food.

[oncedevil]

Didn't anyone ever tell you it's important to eat your vegetables? Besides, it means growing animals too.

[superstylishsquid]

What would we feed them?

[oncedevil]

The vegetables you guys are too good to eat.

[Carnivores, Dante, you should know better.]

[superstylishsquid]

Nothing in the demon world eats plants, unless you mean the ones that have muscle too.

[oncedevil]

The demon world is weird.

[Plants are great you just don't know the joy of strawberries and tomatoes.]

[superstylishsquid]

*That doesn't mean they have any nutritional value.*

Because it's full of meat eaters?

*Chewing on his mountain lion leg. Look at those fangs, he probably couldn't eat plants with those if he tried.*

[oncedevil]

That's not it.

[Okay if he knew more about science and biology he'd probably understand the fang thing a little more logically. Those sure are some sharp teeth, but he really can't fathom why you couldn't eat a tomato.]

In the human world, if someone is weak you help make them stronger, you don't eat them for it.

[superstylishsquid]

*Dante, he's staring at you like you've grown a second head.*

But how is there enough food? Or enough hiding places?

[oncedevil]

We make 'em. Funny the things you can get done when you're not wasting all your time eating each other.

[He just smirks a little, then waves his half eaten leg at the little demon.]

Kinda like this. If I'd have killed you, then you'd never been able to share this. And if you'd have killed me, then you'd have never learned that cooking is pretty tasty.

[superstylishsquid]

You make food? Oh! Right, humans can eat plants, can't they?

[oncedevil]

Yeah, but we raise the animals too. Since just eating vegetables is boring and all.

[superstylishsquid]

Some demons can feed on energy...but I don't know if there are any of those that aren't people.

[oncedevil]

Does electricity work?

[Haah, does Alastor know about electricity?]

[superstylishsquid]

Electricity is... *Give him a second to sort through the new language.* Another word for lightning, right? It works for me.

[oncedevil]

[You learn fast.]

Kinda, it's more or less the same thing. Well, see? That'd fix the energy eating issue wouldn't you think?

[superstylishsquid]

Not all demons can eat energy. They'd still want to eat us.

[oncedevil]

Too bad, they're not all as reasonable as you.

[And that's why he'll keep hunting them even after he gets his revenge, but for now it's mostly entirely revenge sorry dude.]