doki doki

[berrynice]

THE RAINBOW MOON HEARTS MEME ATTACK

1. You have to post a blank comment for your character to play. 2. Reply to others with the hearts that represent how your character feels about their character. This can be IC or OOC. 3. There's no hovertext in this version because fuck that. So customize the text included in the code if you wish instead! 4. Have fun and be yourself, my special snowflakes!!!!!

❤ "I love you, or could fall in love with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF9999;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I love you, or could fall in love with you."</span></div>	❤ "You're my family." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF0000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You're my family."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #990000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you."</span></div>
❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF99CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you."</span></div>	❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #F660AB;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would date you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF3399;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would date you."</span></div>
❤ "I would flirt with you/have flirted with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFFF00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would flirt with you/have flirted with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would hug you, or hold your hand." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFCC00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would hug you, or hold your hand."</span></div>	❤ "I respect you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF6600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I respect you."</span></div>
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #99FF66;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you."</span></div>	❤ "You are my friend." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #33CC33;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You are my friend."</span></div>	❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #006600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would rescue you or fight by your side."</span></div>
❤ "WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!" <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #00FFFF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!"</span></div>	❤ "You amuse me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0099FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You amuse me."</span></div>	❤ "I'd like to get to know you better." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0000CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I'd like to get to know you better."</span></div>
❤ "I would tease and/or make fun of you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9999FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would tease and/or make fun of you."</span></div>	❤ "You frustrate or annoy me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #CC66FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frustrate or annoy me."</span></div>	❤ "You frighten or unsettle me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9900FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frighten or unsettle me."</span></div>
❤ "I would use/manipulate you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #B6B6B4;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would use/manipulate you."</span></div>	❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #837E7C;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would physically or emotionally hurt you."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #000000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill you."</span></div>

(this code is lovingly stolen from etcelsior)

Comments

[in_the_book]

Magic and science aren't... exactly the same thing in mine. In fact, it's a little bit adversarial. I mess up most modern technology just by being around it.

But magic still has to obey the laws of physics. If I conjure up fire, it still acts like real fire.

[bifroster]

[Jane gasps and pumps a fist.]

Yes! Finally a world where physics isn't thrown out the window because of magic! Has anyone figured out why technology and magic interfere like they do? Does it have to do something with magic possibly altering subatomic particles, and as electricity is still kind of a wild card, it's more easily affected than say, a proton?

[Clearly, she has been waiting for this day to come.]

[in_the_book]

[Yeah, he's going to pretend he understood that explanation.]

Butters says it has something to do with altering probabilities. Some kind of subtle thing that makes whatever can go wrong, go wrong. The newer something is, the more delicate it is, so the more likely it goes boom.

[bifroster]

[Ah, there she went again.]

I guess that could be it. A lot of machinery can be damaged by electricity, the stuff that powers it. There is only so much you can do to a rock that is a few million years old.

[Or a star that is even older.]

So, magic is basically manipulating probability? Or is that just one aspect of it?

[in_the_book]

[Getting to explain magic? Yeah, now it's Harry's turn to geek out.]

Yes and no. Magic's basically about gathering power, focusing and believing in what you want to happen, and then pushing your will out into the universe to make it happen. So I guess probability manipulation explains it as much as anything.

[bifroster]

Huh.

At least belief seems to be a common factor in a lot of universes.

Do spells backfire in your world? Are the results only affected by belief?

[in_the_book]

[He nods]

Yeah, sometimes. In those cases, it's mostly a matter of putting too much or too little power into the spell, not having the concentration you need, or hell, just getting distracted shaping it.

[bifroster]

Wow. Talk about a lot of variables. I thought it was pushing the envelope, jumping into my jeep and heading out into the desert without a seat belt.

[in_the_book]

Oh, look out! We've got a badass over here!

[bifroster]

[She snickers.]

Trust me, that is the tamest I have ever been!

What's your most badass moment? I'll let you know if you've beaten me or not. And you can't use riding on Sue!

[in_the_book]

Not counting Sue?

Hmmm. Killed a vampire with a frozen turkey once.

[bifroster]

Okay, how did that happen? We've had vampires here before, and they weren't so bad to deserve that kind of fate!

But okay, you win. I just ran over a demi-god with my jeep.

[in_the_book]

Mostly by accident. I redirected what was essentially a lethal "bad luck" spell onto it, and it took the form of a frozen turkey falling from a passing plane. Not quite as good as the classic anvil, but it worked.

Demigod, eh?

[bifroster]

[She laughs, because man, that was a classic! She was sure someone was laughing really hard in his world too. Art imitating life, or life imitating slapstick?]

Yeah. Turns out, all of the Norse gods were aliens from another planet-realm called Asgard. As you can imagine, people were really impressed with their technology and magics, so, stories got embellished over the years.

Thor and Loki a lot nicer than some stories would have you believe.

[in_the_book]

Huh. Interesting. I've met an actual Valkyrie, and her boss is still apparently Odin, even if he's running some kind of supernatural security firm...

[bifroster]

Supernatural security firm? If they wanted to be confined to Earth and update themselves to the modern world, yeah. But they have intergalactic politics to deal with.

I've come across Odin once, and he called me a goat.

[in_the_book]

A goat?

Huh. Wouldn't have expected that. Thought Odin was supposed to be fond of mortals.

[bifroster]

Guess not the one in my world, let alone the mortal who was dating his son and heir to the throne.

[She says that a bit wryly now, with more amusement than bitterness, because she and Thor had already broken up some time ago.]

[in_the_book]

[Record scratch as his train of thought derails.]

Wait, you're that Jane Foster?

1/2

[bifroster]

That Jane Foster?

2/2

[bifroster]

Wait, am I fictional in your world?

Re: 2/2

[in_the_book]

Uh... maybe? There was a Jane Foster who was Thor's girlfriend in a buncha comics, but she was a nurse, not an astrophysicist.

[bifroster]

Huh, nurse. Would have never pegged that kind of career for myself, though it would be a good backup.

[And it would still be a science.]

[in_the_book]

Your Thor do the whole turn into a crippled mortal doctor thing?

[bifroster]

[She snorts.]

No, he got turned mortal and then was sent down to Earth to redeem himself, I guess. That was when I ran him over first. I was chasing the cosmic storm his arrival made.

[Now she knows that it was Odin making a wormhole. She never got a chance to ask him about how all that worked, but he likely wouldn't even humor her.]