think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[untilavalon]

I have a gentlemanly vagina

[unit031]

i need an adult

[untilavalon]

I apologise, I was not in the proper state of mind.

[OH DEAR GOD]

[unit031]

i don't even know what to say here

[untilavalon]

Nothing! I ought to be the one apologising more.

[unit031]

i'm mostly just mortified because i had to ask minako what a vagina is

[motherof]

i suppose as a knight that would follow

[untilavalon]

I beg your pardon, my lady, I had no intention of sending such a message to anyone.

[motherof]

It's quite alright, although I must ask why you had the message in the first place...

[untilavalon]

I was challenged to a drinking contest.

I won, but not without the consequences of intoxication.

[trashkind]

No offence but that was something I really never needed to know

by grace of rgn you kariya are winner of a still-drunk king

[untilavalon]

it's not entirely new information

whyyyyyyyyyy

[trashkind]

We are not having this conversation

because I can

[untilavalon]

we could have it over more wine
or have another conversation
either way?

[trashkind]

Thats not even a choice
Can we please go for option 2
How much have you even had to drink anyway?

[puppy_lancer]

i don't suppose you can show me
never saw a gentlemanly vagina before

thank I definitely choked on a laugh there YOU GET A STILL-DRUNK KING TOO

[untilavalon]

They call me a worthy of chivalry
your chivalry is not worthy

Re: thank I definitely choked on a laugh there YOU GET A STILL-DRUNK KING TOO

[puppy_lancer]

so?
what i lack in chivalry i make up in honesty
and give me a chance i'll show you my chivalry really is worthy

[untilavalon]

I'm not yet impressed
do you have proof??

[puppy_lancer]

ok how about this
i show you my chivalry
you show me your gentlemanly vagina
and i won't even touch it until you say i can

[gordianknots]

I don't want context and you don't want to know the mental image I unfortunately received.

YOU ALSO RECEIVE A DRUNK SABER

[untilavalon]

Honesty is chivalrous

jesus take the entire highway.

[gordianknots]

You assume that I am.

[untilavalon]

Chivalrous or honest?

[gordianknots]

First one.