think we kissed but i forgot

[hypercompetent]

THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

one ➝ post your character's name in the subject line of your comment
two ➝ post with a tfln 
three ➝ respond to people's texts!
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[aureatus]

Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.

[untilavalon]

You should have been pointed out the door.

[aureatus]

Then items would be misplaced

[untilavalon]

What does that even mean?

[aureatus]

The items would be misplaced

[untilavalon]

What... items...?

[aureatus]

I would be more than happy to show you personally

[untilavalon]

Well would you look at that
I'm all out of interest needed to continue this conversation
an entire shame really

[aureatus]

A shame. It is you who are missing out

but sooner or later this shyness of yours will run its course. and when it does i will be waiting

with my items

[untilavalon]

Do those lines actually ever work on anyone???

[aureatus]

I have no need for lines, I am a king

[ no ]

[untilavalon]

As am I
I found young women prefer when you don't treat them like toys
Just a hunch

[aureatus]

Saber, let us not over-exaggerate

you are hardly "young"

[puppy_lancer]

wat
the king of heroes can even multitask

[aureatus]

I am capable of a great many things

is this so surprising

[puppy_lancer]

can't
that was a typo

but man you must really be shitfac3d right about now

[aureatus]

it was not a typo if your heart believes it to be true

If you would like, I could show you

[puppy_lancer]

sure
go ahead
show me

[aureatus]

that would require you to be here, Lancer. I will allow it.

[puppy_lancer]

ok i'll come over
where are you right now?

[aureatus]

i don't know

[puppy_lancer]

alright i'll sniff you out then

[aureatus]

as expected of a mongrel

action now?

[puppy_lancer]

[After a while, based on what he can smell, Lancer arrives at where he thinks Gilgamesh should be.]

action

[aureatus]

[ are you really smelling him

but okay he's. sitting in the dark in the basement of the church

there are a lot of empty wine bottles around him

like piles

and there's probably a Gil-shaped indent in the couch or something ]

Ah. You've arrived.