Random Icon Meme!

[tipsywhorebible]

random icon spam meme

what do
1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat if so desired, or just go off the scenario you made.

5. SPAM FOREVER

Taken from shippingwall.

Comments

Oh gosh is he okay?! You lucky duck. Rabbits are awesome. I have a OCD German Shepherd.

[l1br4tor]

We do not have a mafia, what ever that is, but we do have legislacerators which are the most awesome trolls ever! I was going to be one, before we destroyed everything! Now that they are all dead though, I do not think I am in danger of being beaten. At least by other trolls.

Really? What do you hate about it? I thought it was a nice planet!

He's fine, we just got him and his brother today so we're being extra careful. XD

[in_italia]

You mean... legislators? Che, some lawyer you'd be, licking the judge's face for points...

If you sit one night with a homeless person you'll know it's not a nice planet. A nice planet doesn't have whores as the easiest profession, doesn't have people getting killed for debts and laws they didn't know about, and... and it doesn't have goddamn potato-eating, sausage-sucking German bastards. [Not racist at all there. Not racist at all.]

Aww wow how exciting! Are they young rabbits then?

[l1br4tor]

No I mean legislacerators! I am devoted to justice and I will make a fine legislacerator! No one can convince me otherwise!

At least you were not in danger of getting killed practically every day! You did not have to deal with half of the things we have to. Your life on Earth is easy compared to a troll's life!

Yup, they got off milk a week ago. They each fit in the palm of my hand <3

[in_italia]

Sure, sure, whatever. Che..

How about danger of getting tortured and not allowed to die? I think that's on the same damn level... [He says this rather calmly. Yeah, he's used to it.]

Aww awww wow so cute! Gosh I wish I had a rabbit. :(

[l1br4tor]

It is not whatever! Legislacerators are the best thing ever!

We have that too! _{[She is now whacking Lovi over the head with her cane.]}

Basically their only flaw is that they do not understand what danger means. Even if it's my cat.

[in_italia]

Aren't you a little old to mistake legisl--

....STOP FUCKING HITTING ME, YOU GODDAMN LITTLE BITCH. [TABLE FLIP. GOD KNOWS WHERE THE TABLE CAME FROM BUT IT IS GETTING FLIPPED.]

Oh man. Well, I'm sure it won't take them too long to learn.

[l1br4tor]

Oh! You are feisty! _{[She obediently stops hitting him over the head. Wow he kind of destroyed that table.]}

One can only hope...

[in_italia]

[And randomly, he is calm again.] Whatever... Che, I guess I won't bother you if you stop fucking hitting me.

I'll cross my fingers for them.

[l1br4tor]

_{[Huh. This guy reminds her a lot of Karkat, and yet, Karkat would never calm down quite that fast. Interesting. Is that a product of being a nation or simply that they are different people? Or maybe it's this meme.]}

I will stop hitting you. Cross my heart and hope to die!

Wow okay Randomizer. No of course he doesn't need linear emotions.

[in_italia]

[He gives her a smirk.] Well alright then. We've found an agreement.

Pssh linear emotions that's just silly

[l1br4tor]

You know, you are actually not half bad! You are a nation like Vash, so I guess it makes sense, but you do not act very much like him.

...This was bound to happen eventually. I have no idea how to IC-ify this. XD

[in_italia]

[....Okay apparently Terezi is getting kissed now. Quite passionately.]

Oh dear. This calls for a Lovi vs. Karkat cat fight. And of course Terezi is having none of this.

[l1br4tor]

What are you doing?! I have a matesprit stupid! _{[Terezi is very very displeased. What about her complimenting him resulted in this? Was he that desperate for affection? Either way, she's shoving him away now. Sorry Lovi, you're cute but she's having none of that!]}

And then all of them getting bitched at by Italy and Canada, poor Lovi.

[in_italia]

I-I don't know, damnit! I have a... I have a boyfriend too. [He's all embarrassed now. Great, damn Spain's influence turned him into a pedophile, that's just lovely. Being shoved away is accepted wholeheartedly.]

Oh geez this is turning into a real mess all of a sudden.

[l1br4tor]

Oh god and I've been such an asshole to him lately! He'll never forgive me! _{[Genuine panic is setting in here. What has she done? Even if it wasn't really her fault, she just kissed someone else and he certainly isn't black material at all.]}

Good thing this will never happen in-game. :B

[in_italia]

....Calm down already. [Just... this face. He's panicking too, but at least he can keep it inside.]

Haha that's for darn sure.

[l1br4tor]

It is pretty hard to calm down after something like that! What were you thinking?! _{[And she's gone right back to angry at him. She never does stay weepy for long.]}

He also kissed Karkat in another thread, as much as I ship Karmano I doubt it would go over well.

[in_italia]

I... I don't know, okay? I hate weird aliens like you, so I don't... [He's just going to hang his head in shame. What a pathetic picture, when he's so much taller than her.]

Hahaha oh my Lovi cheating on your boyfriend all over the place shame

[l1br4tor]

Clearly you do not hate us enough that you would think before you kissed one!

Randomizer ships everything. Clearly. XD

[in_italia]

I'm sorry, alright!? [He growls and presses his hands into his face.] Can't you shut up for a few minutes!? I don't understand this either!

Either that or it really wants Lovi/Terezi/Karkat HAHA

[l1br4tor]

I am not shutting up! You are lucky Karkat is not here he would probably be trying to kill you right about now!

If he was anywhere near in-character right now though he'd be in tears. Too much Weird Love Shit. :B

[in_italia]

Stop hitting me! Whoever this bastard is if he's your size it wouldn't matter but the point is that I don't know why I did that, I don't want to do it again, damnit!

Poor baby aww. This would cause so much drama if this was actually happening oh gosh.

[l1br4tor]

Well, he is the best! He would have no problem killing you I do not think.

Oh god what. No randomizer what are you doing.

[in_italia]

Che, I'm damn confident I could kick his ass. Want to know how confident? [Insert kissu here.]

OH NO NOT AGAIN

[l1br4tor]

_{[She should have expected that second kiss. She didn't expect herself to give Lovi an affectionate little lick on the cheek though. What is she doing?]}