TFLN - RUBY CITY EDITION

[wavesofjade]

 the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from... everywhere.

Comments

[tonic]

1. And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
2. Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
3. I'm gonna fight the coyote
4. text her

[rollerbunny]

a)
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

b)
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.

c)
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff

d)
[Text them.]

the quest for sfw tfln posts is a difficult one

[watermelogisty]

a)
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.

b)
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING

c)
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!

d)
[Text him.]

[heirdisqualification]

1. I just remembered yelling "they were going to let me become a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"

2. I didn't want to say that I missed him, so I just called him a piece of shit and hung up. It's probably a good thing that he can't get voicemails from me.

3. I created a new tequila drink: it's a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

4. I've learned that I'm good at stealing things. Like live cats.

5. text him!

[thepuppetmaster]

1. Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife.

2. I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

3. Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

4. The back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." My palm read, "say yes to shots." When the fuck did I write that?

5. Text him!

[bifroster]

1. Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed.

2. I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.

3. Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.

4. Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.

5. Text her!